What Would You Choose?

[marval]

Two women Jill and Nadine meet for lunch.

"You're looking very tired today, says Nadine. Did you have a late night?"

"Yes," replies Jill, "but it was all very strange."

"While doing some gardening yesterday, I found a lamp, so I rubbed it and out popped a genie."

"He gave me a choice of two wishes."

"Wow," says Nadine, "so what were the choices he gave you?"

"He said he could either give me an excellent, sharp, one hundred per cent memory or else he could give my boyfriend a bigger pen!s."

"What did you choose?" askes Jill.

"I can't remember," replies Jill.

[jim360]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO the safe has gone!

[shoota]

Have I told you about my girlfriend Jill?

[gness]

I can't remember, Shoota....

[Psybbo]

marvel, great lol

[Canary42]

Why was it Jill who asked, "What did you choose?"

Surely it should have been Nadine ?

Or is that meant to be another sign of her scrambled memory ?

:)

[excelsior-1]

........and i was very happy with her decidion

[marval]

Sorry Canary42 my mistake in typing.

[starone]

And there was I thinking size didn't matter! good one marval.