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Flasher
At one ad agency, a man in production was fired when they discovered he was the Xerox Flasher.
Every morning, he xeroxed his privates, made copies and left them in the secretary's desks.
The boss said "Hell, he's the only person in the building who isn't guilty of false advertising!"
His secretary said "Well, not exactly."
He said "Oh don't tell me!"
She said "Yes, sir. He was using the enlarger."
A new hair salon opened up for business right across the street from the old established hair cutter's place.
They put up a big bold sign which read:
"WE GIVE SEVEN POUND HAIRCUTS!"
Not to be outdone, the old master barber put up his own sign.
"WE FIX SEVEN POUND HAIRCUTS"
The stockbroker's secretary answered his phone one morning. "I'm sorry," she said, "Mr Bradford's on another line."
"This is Mr Ingram's office," the caller said. "We'd like to know if he's bullish or bearish right now."
"He's talking to his wife," the secretary replied.
"Right now I'd say he's sheepish."
"George is so forgetful," the sales manager complained to his secretary.
"It's a wonder he can sell and I'm not sure he'll even remember to come back."
Just then the door flew open, and in bounced George.
"You'll never guess what happened!" he shouted.
"While I was at lunch, I met old Mr Brown, who hasn't bought anything from us for five years. Well, we got to talking and he gave me this half-million pound order!"
"See," sighed the sales manager to his secretary.
"I told you he'd forget the sandwiches."
Every morning, he xeroxed his privates, made copies and left them in the secretary's desks.
The boss said "Hell, he's the only person in the building who isn't guilty of false advertising!"
His secretary said "Well, not exactly."
He said "Oh don't tell me!"
She said "Yes, sir. He was using the enlarger."
A new hair salon opened up for business right across the street from the old established hair cutter's place.
They put up a big bold sign which read:
"WE GIVE SEVEN POUND HAIRCUTS!"
Not to be outdone, the old master barber put up his own sign.
"WE FIX SEVEN POUND HAIRCUTS"
The stockbroker's secretary answered his phone one morning. "I'm sorry," she said, "Mr Bradford's on another line."
"This is Mr Ingram's office," the caller said. "We'd like to know if he's bullish or bearish right now."
"He's talking to his wife," the secretary replied.
"Right now I'd say he's sheepish."
"George is so forgetful," the sales manager complained to his secretary.
"It's a wonder he can sell and I'm not sure he'll even remember to come back."
Just then the door flew open, and in bounced George.
"You'll never guess what happened!" he shouted.
"While I was at lunch, I met old Mr Brown, who hasn't bought anything from us for five years. Well, we got to talking and he gave me this half-million pound order!"
"See," sighed the sales manager to his secretary.
"I told you he'd forget the sandwiches."
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