Light Bulbs In The Movies

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Q: How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."



Q: How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: That's electric's job



Q: How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a

lightbulb?

A: It's not a bulb, it's a globe.



Q: How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Just one more, guys, I promise.



Q: How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?



Q: How many Superstar Actor's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One: They just hold it and the whole world revolves around them.



Q: How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle

holder...



Q: How many Audio Mixers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: WHAT?



Q: How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Standby, I'll check on that.



Q: How many UPM's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None! They're busy trying to fix the one that's already in there.



Q: How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

A One-but it's an 8 hour minimum.



Q: How many editors does it take to change a light bulb?

A: If we change the light bulb, we'll have to change everything.



Q: How many Camera Assistants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they did it on the

last job.



Q: How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: "Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"



Q: How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been

asked.



Q: How many over eager PA's does it take to screw in a li...

A: Done!



Q: How many Studio Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: We don't know. Light bulbs last longer than studio executives.



Q: How many Screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: "The old one is supposed to be like that! Don't you get it?"