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Advance Notice - "the Village" Finale
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The final installment of the Christmas blockbuster "Life in the Village" (also known as The Answerbank Radio Show, also known as the mad ramblings of an insane woman with an unhealthy interest in mackerel and rubber hand protectors from the wilds of North Yorkshire) will be aired on here tomorrow (Christmas Eve).
Find out who is really having a party in the village hall and who molested Talbot (the lisping gardener/tree feller who is rubbish with a chain saw but who is very good at trimming the bushes of several elderly ladies in the village).
Find out if Tonyav sustains further injuries
Find out if Murraymints (Ladies World Wrestling Champion 1984) finally gets to use her baseball bat
There is room in the auditorium for all but will the people in the cheap seats please refrain from eating loud comestibles and throwing orange peel at their betters.
Light refreshments will be available from the Humbersloop Hot Slop concession
After the performance there will be a free poetry recital from the Poet in Residence,Mr DTC. As the auditorium caretaker/janitor/cloakroom attendant Mr Aelmpvw wants to get home early to watch "The History of Urinals Through the Ages", the poetry reading will be held in a nearby venue with limited audience room (the telephone kiosk outside the back door).
Your company is eagerly awaited at the hottest event of the year
Find out who is really having a party in the village hall and who molested Talbot (the lisping gardener/tree feller who is rubbish with a chain saw but who is very good at trimming the bushes of several elderly ladies in the village).
Find out if Tonyav sustains further injuries
Find out if Murraymints (Ladies World Wrestling Champion 1984) finally gets to use her baseball bat
There is room in the auditorium for all but will the people in the cheap seats please refrain from eating loud comestibles and throwing orange peel at their betters.
Light refreshments will be available from the Humbersloop Hot Slop concession
After the performance there will be a free poetry recital from the Poet in Residence,Mr DTC. As the auditorium caretaker/janitor/cloakroom attendant Mr Aelmpvw wants to get home early to watch "The History of Urinals Through the Ages", the poetry reading will be held in a nearby venue with limited audience room (the telephone kiosk outside the back door).
Your company is eagerly awaited at the hottest event of the year
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