andy-hughes
I am ashamed to say that I love Baker Street. It reminds me of a particularly happy holiday I spent at the seaside as a kid.
And even worse - I have a lot of time for 'I Will Always Love You'.
However, I acknowledge that I have fairly appalling taste in music.
The 'standards' that are like nails on a blackboard to me are:
1. 'I Will Survive' by Gloria Gaynor (reminds me of too many rubbish wedding receptions, where the wives/girlfriends drunkenly dance to it, whilst furiously gesticulating at their husbands, who are inevitably ignoring them by the free bar)
2. 'My Way' by Frank Sinatra (turgid)
3. Everything by Elvis apart from 'A Little Less Satisfaction' (an even then, only the remix by Junkie XL).
4. 'Heal The World' by Michael Jackson (like being beaten to death with a Valentine's card).
5. 'Purple Rain' by Prince (after the first seven minutes, I'm like "Enough already...I get it...just FINISH THE DAMN SONG")
6. 'Lovely Day' by Bill Withers (okay, so you can hold that note for like 30 seconds. Whatever, I can hold my pee for over ten minutes).
7. 'I Just Called To Say I Love You' by Stevie Wonder (cheers, and I'm going to return the call with the message that out of all your fantastic songs, THIS is your only UK solo number one???)
8. 'Sailing' by Rod Stewart (every time I hear it, I throw up a little bit in my mouth)
9. 'When The Going Gets Tough' by Billy Ocean (written by a computer and sung by a man with a head the same size as one of those statues from Easter Island)
10. 'I Believe I Can Fly' by R.Kelly (my fervent wish is that you test this out from the top of The Shard).