Suck

[marval]

A man is sitting next to a woman who's trying to breast-feed her baby on a bus.

The baby refuses to suck the breast and the mother warns, "If you don't suck, I shall give it to the uncle next to me."

The baby still refuses. After about 20 minutes, the woman repeats the threat.

The man clears his throat and says.

"Look, madam, you had better make up your mind. I was suppose to get off this bus six bus-stops ago."

[tonyav]

Yeah, and I was late for work.

[magicmick]

You were keeping abreast of the situation tonyav.

[tonyav]

Yep I was, mick.

[LochNessMonster]

lol

[weecalf]

Brest bra none