Elephant Quickies..........

[Shaglene]

Q. How would you know if there was an elephant in the fridge?
A. You would see its footprints in the butter.
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Q. Why was the elephant in the phone box?
A. It was making a trunk call
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Q. How do you get four elephants in a Mini?
A. Two in the front and two in the back
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Q. How does an elephant hide in a cherry tree?
A. It paints its toe-nails red.
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[frugalfred]

Q. How do you know elephants have been having sex on your front lawn?
A. The grass is chewed up and your dustbin liner is missing.

[mallyh]

how does an elephant get out of a tree ......sits on a leaf and waits for autumn.

[EDDIE51]

How do you get 2 whales in a car?
Down the M4 and turn left at Cardiff.