Husbands And Wives
A husband and his wife are sitting sit at the table, having dinner.
The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on her white top.
"Ooh, I look like a pig," she says.
The man nods, "And you dropped tomato sauce on your top too."
There was a couple sleeping.
The wife had a bad dream, she woke up scared and started crying.
Her husband comforted her and asked why she was crying.
She replied, "I had a dream that a very rich and handsome man kidnapped me away from you."
Her husband said, "It is ok honey, it was just a dream."
His wife responded loudly, "Yes, I know, that's why I’m crying."