Shouldn't Have Laughed But I Did!!

[Smowball]

Mr Smow was away yesterday and had the car. He was sat at traffic lights with the car roof down. Out of the corner of his eye he saw a huge flock of seagulls on the left, coming across above him. He then heard this strange, fast 'popping' kind of sound, and before he knew it they'd cr@pped all over him- the car seats, his head, all over his clothes!! So he's sat there with roof down, covered in bird *** from head to toe, with the driver to his left trying very hard not to laugh.
I almost wet myself laughing when he told me!

[ummmm]

Bless him :-)

Baldric will surely correct on your use of the word seagulls.

[bookbinder]

Flying bombs are still around, it seems.

[mallyh]

did he buy a lottery ticket lol he must have a lot of luck coming x

[EcclesCake]

Let's face it he would have laughed if it had happened to someone else!

[mikey4444]

A seagull pooped on my head a a few years ago, while I was eating a pasty on the harbour wall at St Ives !

I wasn't sure if any had gone in my pasty, but I decided not to take the chance !

[Smowball]

Ummmm- use of the word seagulls??
He said if I'd been with him I'd have been covered too..... god wish I'd seen it lol!

[Gizmonster]

Oh dear lol .... reminds me of a story, when I had a lucky escape when I was in my mid teens. I was sat on my pushbike leaning against a lamp post, chatting to mates. I don't know why I did (but I'm glad I did), but I decided to get off my bike and left it in the same spot and carried on chatting to my mates.
No more than 10 seconds later ..... SPLAT - a dollop of bird poo landed right on my bike seat .... lucky escape :)

[ummmm]

There are no such thing as seagulls. They are just gulls who live by the sea.

[mallyh]

we call them sh... hawks down here x

[aelmpvw]

i'm convinced that they fly in formation looking for convertibles with the roof down

[Smowball]

Ahh, gulls by the sea, ok lol. Yes he said the sound was quite bizarre- almost as if they'd all said to each other "bombs away!!" And then they all let rip !! Lol

[ummmm]

I wonder if pooing for gulls is like yawning for humans. It's contagious...

[sunny-dave]

I nearly lost a finger to a Herring Gull in Teignmouth a couple of years ago - the barsteward was after my (expensive) ice-cream and got some skin&blood as sprinkles ...

[Smowball]

Ouch! They can get pretty big can't they.

[Baldric]

A rare moment of coherency @ 12:28 ummmm, well done.

[ummmm]

And that's why you get answers removed.

[Patsy33]

I remember seeing one at seaside a few years ago who'd obviously pinched someone's hot dog. It's head was tilted back as a this very long sausage slid down his throat. It was quite bizarre to watch!

[Cloverjo]

I would have laughed too. There's something very funny about someone looking cool in their convertible and then being splatted on with bird poo.

[Cloverjo]

Incidentally, 'seagull' is in the (Chambers) dictionary. Its definition is simply 'a gull', so no need to get all pedantic over the use of the word.

[Barsel]

Did Mr Smow know it was caught on camera?