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I Lend
I lend people money if they agree to be my friend. I’m a bit of a loaner.
Where do South African rugby players keep their Slinkys? The Spring Box.
What did the octagenarian pirate say on his birthday? Aye Matey
I got sacked from my job at the clock factory. I just stood around making faces all day.
This time last year I weighed nine stones, I don’t know why I just wanted to weigh them.
I’ve just run over a hoodie with my combine harvester. There’s no way I’m going to be able to seperate the wheat from the chav.
A lady at the supermarket asked me if I’ve ever drunk orange juice with pulp. I said, “No, but I once had coffee with The Bluetones.”
Where do South African rugby players keep their Slinkys? The Spring Box.
What did the octagenarian pirate say on his birthday? Aye Matey
I got sacked from my job at the clock factory. I just stood around making faces all day.
This time last year I weighed nine stones, I don’t know why I just wanted to weigh them.
I’ve just run over a hoodie with my combine harvester. There’s no way I’m going to be able to seperate the wheat from the chav.
A lady at the supermarket asked me if I’ve ever drunk orange juice with pulp. I said, “No, but I once had coffee with The Bluetones.”
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