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....in Switzerland......
Janet and John went up a mountain to visit a brewery......Well John went to visit the brewery and took Janet with him on the pretext of seeing some wonderful birds.....he'll pay.....
I can hear a duck....said John standing outside the brewery......
It's not a duck....said Janet...it's a donkey....
Why would there be a donkey in a brewery?.....asked John...
Why would there be a duck?......asked Janet.....
They went inside to be greeted by a brewery man.....John cracked a joke and they discovered the source of the donkey/duck noise.....
Brewery man had a laugh never heard on earth before.....much more than a guffaw.....and yes it was a cross between a donkey and a duck......and worse still he was a very cheery brewery man who laughed lots....and lots.....so much so we thought we'd have to give him the kiss of life by the end of the visit.....well John would.....he brought Janet here.....Janet wasn't in the mood to do any kissing.....
Next day Janet and John visit a craft fair in town......
I can hear another donkey.....said John......
It's not a donkey......said Janet......look at the traffic....it's not moving...look and you'll see why?
Ahh.....said John.....
Holding up traffic on a crossing was a Piper....in full Highland regalia.....facing a military jeep in which sat a bride and three bridesmaids.....
Nobody was a bit bothered that they had to wait as the piper on the crossing played two very long tunes in honour of the wedding party......
Janet and John have seen a real duck....but are still looking for a real donkey.... :-)
Janet and John went up a mountain to visit a brewery......Well John went to visit the brewery and took Janet with him on the pretext of seeing some wonderful birds.....he'll pay.....
I can hear a duck....said John standing outside the brewery......
It's not a duck....said Janet...it's a donkey....
Why would there be a donkey in a brewery?.....asked John...
Why would there be a duck?......asked Janet.....
They went inside to be greeted by a brewery man.....John cracked a joke and they discovered the source of the donkey/duck noise.....
Brewery man had a laugh never heard on earth before.....much more than a guffaw.....and yes it was a cross between a donkey and a duck......and worse still he was a very cheery brewery man who laughed lots....and lots.....so much so we thought we'd have to give him the kiss of life by the end of the visit.....well John would.....he brought Janet here.....Janet wasn't in the mood to do any kissing.....
Next day Janet and John visit a craft fair in town......
I can hear another donkey.....said John......
It's not a donkey......said Janet......look at the traffic....it's not moving...look and you'll see why?
Ahh.....said John.....
Holding up traffic on a crossing was a Piper....in full Highland regalia.....facing a military jeep in which sat a bride and three bridesmaids.....
Nobody was a bit bothered that they had to wait as the piper on the crossing played two very long tunes in honour of the wedding party......
Janet and John have seen a real duck....but are still looking for a real donkey.... :-)
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