Elton John

[Patsy33]

I used to wonder if Elton John liked lettuce, then realised he’s more of a rocket man.

[sunny-dave]

Of Cos he is ...

[gness]

That's a little gem, Patsy.... :-)

[Ken4155]

Why make fun of an entertainer who has sold millions of records? Leaf him alone.

[Patsy33]

Oh Ken, wouldn't offend you for the world! Hope we can Romaine good friends...

[marval]

I found it chard not to laugh at this.

[thesshhh]

Was that in your salad days?

[Aarushi405]

Mother is waking her son: “Paulie, come, wake up, you have to go to school.”
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“Aw mom, just a bit more sleep, please.”
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“No, it’s really high time, now get up.”
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“But I don’t want to. The children annoy me and the teachers are a complete pain!”
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“Stop it, now. Get up and off to school with you!”
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“Mom, give me two good reasons why I should go to the stupid school.”
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“Paulie, first of all, you’re 45, and second, you’re the headmaster.”

[retrocop]

This joke went down like the Titanic hitting an Iceberg