Paddy Was On His Death Bed

[spathiphyllum]

Paddy was on his death bed and knew the end was near.
His nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons are with him at his home in Belfast .
He asks for 2 independent witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place to record his last wishes.

When all is ready he begins to speak:
"My son Seamus, I want you to take the houses in Cultra."
"My daughter Geraldine , you take the apartments over in Malone Road."
"My son Patrick Junior, I want you to take the offices in the City centre."
"Bridget, my dear wife, please take all the residential properties on the Upper Lisburn Road ."

The nurse and witnesses are blown away. They did not realize the extent of Paddy's wealth. As he slips away, the nurse says to his wife, "Mrs. O'Shaughnessy, my deepest condolences. Your husband must have been such a hard-working and wonderful man to have accumulated all this property"..

"Property?”, his wife replies. “The *** had a window cleaning round."

[Patsy33]

Lol!

[Samuraisan]

Made me giggle !

[Jordyboy9]

Magic

[spathiphyllum]

We could try some window puns.. but they seem terribly transparent

[BANANASPLITS]

My window cleaner last week got the right hump...I think he lost his rag!

[Baldric]

They're a real pain Mate!

[spathiphyllum]

haha some good uns..

It's something they'll have to 'see through'

[Shaglene]

They could have a smashing time.............

[spathiphyllum]

Hope they get a lot of xp

[jno]

no wonder the nurse had a glazed expression

[spathiphyllum]

She should have seen it coming.. Else he must not have cleaned very well

[marval]

lol

[gulliver1]

At least he gave his customers a better outlook on life.