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Can anyone help me find the words to an unusual song?

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RSJF | 23:14 Wed 04th Sep 2002 | Music
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Remember 'That's Life' with Esther Rantzen? Her assistant DOC wrote & recorded a song about f**ting that I'm trying to find the words to. It started:
I've f**ted, I've f**ted, I've made a trouser cough
I've whistled in mee Y fronts, I've just peeled one off,
I've blown my bowel bugle, I've been eating cheese,
I've broken wind I've dropped my guts,
Open the window please.
If anyone knows where I can get the resr of the words or better still a copy of the recording please get in touch.
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RSJF It is likely that the song was recorded by him under the name of Ivor Biggun. Sorry I don't know anything about that song, however he does have an album of songs in this vein called Fruity Bits of Ivor Biggun. May be on there perhaps. Stewart
Yup. The song is called "Ive Farted" and was indeed recorded by Doc Cox as IVOR BIGGUN. I'm pretty sure that the song is on his album "The Winkers Album" which contained his biggest hit "The Winkers Song".
I think scarletpimp is referring to the song "I'm a w@nker".

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