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Flirty New Years Eve.

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Theland | 19:15 Tue 31st Dec 2019 | ChatterBank
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Right ladies, it's me, Theland, otherwise known in my neck of the woods as, "Elvis," and I am scrubbed clean, I've splashed it all over, smelling like the cosmetics counter in Superdrig.

So ladies, this is your big chance, because I am definitely on the prowl and after a good flirt.

A little secret, under all,of these clothes, I am completely naked :-)

So, let's let the New Year in, together, in raunchy style :-)))))
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Oh dear.
20:12 Tue 31st Dec 2019
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In your dreams, Theland.
20:14 Tue 31st Dec 2019
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Weird...I'm naked under my clothes as well :-)
20:18 Tue 31st Dec 2019
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I have a terrible headache...
20:19 Tue 31st Dec 2019
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Oh come on! I'm wearing my blue suede shoe as well.
I want some real intimacy, like a proper game of Rock Paper Scissors, or I Spy.

Any takers?
20:23 Tue 31st Dec 2019
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Ummmm - It a movement that is catching on :-)
20:24 Tue 31st Dec 2019
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Clothed Naturists, that's us :-)
20:25 Tue 31st Dec 2019
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You've got balls Theland :-)
20:29 Tue 31st Dec 2019
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Prudie - Yes Yes Yes Yes That's me!
20:32 Tue 31st Dec 2019
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Scorpiojo - Mrs T gets them :-(
20:33 Tue 31st Dec 2019
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Theland best you stay indoors rather than get yourself arrested, I've been banned from putting stuff in the bin and I've got dressing gown on !!!!
20:34 Tue 31st Dec 2019
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It's New Year not full moon!!!
20:36 Tue 31st Dec 2019
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^ Lol
20:37 Tue 31st Dec 2019
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Tony ~ Midnight, alcohol sodden wimmin willing to grab and kiss anything that moves !

Cor !

What an opportunity !

I could get twelve months worth in one hit :-)
20:38 Tue 31st Dec 2019
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Dream on, Theland... ;-)
20:39 Tue 31st Dec 2019
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I need a few experiences to look back on throughout the coming year :-)
20:40 Tue 31st Dec 2019
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You are in for such a disappointment, Theland. No women, dressed in diaphanous clothes, are coming your way.

Happy New Year.
20:40 Tue 31st Dec 2019
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What about my open top mobility scooter?
Isn't that a magnet for the flirtatious?

(I hope so. I polished it.)
20:43 Tue 31st Dec 2019
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Theland, you ain't doing very well at this 'flirting'. Your chat up lines need polishing and you haven't even offered them a drink yet ( don't bother with the brandy and babysham either, it doesn't work ) ;-)
20:46 Tue 31st Dec 2019
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Did you buy many, tony? ;-)
20:50 Tue 31st Dec 2019

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