I Get A Kick Out Of You

[MarkC1979]

Misheard lyrics

[tamborine]

coz you obviously dont adore me

[sanmac]

Like the fella once said,
"Ain't that a kick in the head?"

[Mamyalynne]

The bucket of love won't cross no ocean.

"The boat that I row won't cross no ocean."

[elliemay1]

'...some underworld spy or the wife of a close friend' (You're so Vain)
misheard as :
'...someone who would spy on the wife of a close friend'

[elliemay1]

'Waterloo, I was defeated, you won the war'
misheard as ,
'Waterloo,how does it feel you won the war?'

[Ringlet]

The Final Countdown

"The Fire Downtown"

[jno]

scuse me while I kiss this guy.

Actually Hendrix knew people were mishearing it so sometimes he actually sang it that way.

A mondegreen.