Misheard Lyrics

[Canary42]

I know we've done this before, buy hey-ho, a refresher might entertain. My contribution come from one I've just posted on the how far it goes thread.

At the time it came out, one of my more ditzy friends thought the Beatles' song went :-

Give me your answer, fill in a form
Mine for evermore
Will you still need me, will you still feed me
When I'm six feet four

😀

[Old_Geezer]

There are no misheard lyrics: only missung lyrics.

[TheWinner]

I could never understand this one. 

My love has got no money, he's got his stromboli,

My love has got no power, he's got his stromboli (etc)

[Clone]

The Lunatics Have Taken Over The Answerbank

[TheWinner]

[Peter Pedant]

Hendrix - excuse me while I kiss this guy   ( er meant to be kiss the sky) for the fainthearted ABers 

Mondegreens. - I have never been able to hear lyrics - at 16 I wondered why the Stones were singing about Route Sesterce - sess-ter-cee a Roman coin ( bigger dan a denarius) 

It is sess-ters by the way

[Sam1960]

Always thought the backing group on this elvis song were singing "Auchterarder"  in Perthshire,

[Cloverjo]

In Toyah's song It's a Mystery there is a line 'the big question mark'.My dad was convinced it was 'The vicar went to Mark'. 
I love these things. 
There's the old famous one which I love: "My ears are alight"

and 'Sue Lawley' of course. These always make me laugh

[Peter Pedant]

yes it is auchtertarder

[Canary42]

One I struggled with for a time (it was before the days of internet and google of course) was Bohemian Rhapsody's "Beelzebub has a devil put aside for" which I couldn't get beyond "devil put a sideboard".

[Peter Pedant]

oh can we have one from the Latin Mass - pre 1962 ?

The priest always said "in principio" - as chippy chippy cho

which was exactly the call of the travelling fishmonger ( fresh fish fresh fish - ho)

[Hopkirk]

There's a bathroom on the right.

 

(Creedence Clearwater Revival actually sang there's a bad moon on the rise)

[Peter Pedant]

raise up your hearts to  the  Lord

we have raised them.... ( sursum corda)

My brother cd neverunderstand how one of the great film makers ( Korda brothers) had made into a Latin prayer.....

[Arksided]

Way before it were actually used as an advert I remember my Brother singing along to the Supremes "Stop in the Neighbourhood"

[Buenchico]

As a child, my mother always thought that the King had a paasion for plums, due to the words "Send him Victorias" occurring in the National Anthem 😁

[Ludocruz]

Nirvana's classic Smells like Teen Spirit starts with the  strangely prophetic line "Here we are now ... in containers"😅

[jno]

Hendrix found out early on he was being misheard, so he actually sang kiss this guy and smooched one of the guitarists from time to time.

[jno]

the girl with colitis goes by

- Beatles

[Canary42]

Keep 'em coming, I'm in stitches.  Especially the girl with colitis!!! 😀

[Sam1960]

Always thought Bonnie tyler was singing about a "hard egg" !!

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[Buenchico]

Not 'misheard', admittedly, but am I the only one who can't help thinking about the male anatomy every time he hears "When you're in love with a beautiful woman, you know it's hard (it's hard, you know it gets so hard)"?  😁