This Is A Bit Funny.

[nicebloke1]

At least i thought it was, see if you guess what it was? About 3 weeks back I had a slight knocking coming from under my car at the front when ever i went over uneven road. It took a couple of days to locate the problem,( the drop links had worn.) Its a pretty easy job to do if your been around cars for some time and a lot cheaper than going to the garage. Got the parts, did the job in an hour, all good.

Driving back from town yesterday i developed a squeaking noise over uneven road. Did what i guess we've all done at some time or other, start fiddling around on the dash pressing and holding, moving things around to find the squeak.

No good this noise seemed to be coming from the back under the car. I thought ***, another ruddy problem.

I had bought a few food items and 6 large bottles of water while i was out, the water at home is a bit rubbish at times to drink. Backed up onto the drive, opened the boot to unload my goodies, guess what the squeak was and how i found out? 

 

[Canary42]

Bottles rubbing together ?

[gulliver1]

Boris Johnson. Tied and gagged at last , in the boot of your car.🤣

[nicebloke1]

Well done, bang on. When i lifted the pack out. :0))) Do you remember that add for the WW Golf a few years back. The squeak was the womans earrings swinging back and forth.

[nicebloke1]

^^ 21.11. Would't get Boris in my boot gully :0))

[Clone]

Well that title has nothing to do with what happened.

A 4 year old wouldn't find that funny.

[nicebloke1]

21.19 Did you get out the wrong side of the bed today or fall out. By what I've read of your posts today you a have a massive problem.

[gulliver1]

Nicebloke 21.18.He has been around with many old boots .🤣

[nicebloke1]

BA Gully

[newmodarmy]

I know you like to take trips to Scotland, Nicebloke. Maybe you could get a stint at the Edinburgh Fringe next year.

[newmodarmy]

Maybe even a double act with gulliver.

[nicebloke1]

You don't waste much time do you NMA as soon as gully comes on AB your there in a flash. Do you have a gully alam bell at home.

[Tuvok]

Jasper Carrott did a spoof of that ad - oiling the earings!

[nicebloke1]

Yep he did remember now. it was a good add was that.

[newmodarmy]

//You don't waste much time do you NMA as soon as gully comes on AB your there in a flash.//

That's funny. I was just going to say something similar about you and gulliver ! Oh, another Best Answer, I see. They just can't  help it can they. 🤣

[nicebloke1]

Carry on chewing that brick. :•#

[newmodarmy]

It's a teacake actually.🤣

Lighten up. You give as good as you get, and you enjoy thinking you're reeling people in.... you've both said so yourselves (and you probably gave each other best answer for saying it!)

[newmodarmy]

Anyway, to get back to the funny bit as I'm not the brightest, was it the bottles squeaking or was there a pair of earrings in your boot?

[nicebloke1]

You reel yourself in me old china. It don't take much to get you eating the bait.

[Smowball]

so was it the water bottles?? 
Reminds  me of about 6 months ago when I went to get the car serviced and when I was there I asked if they could please try and locate the cause of the incessant beeping that had started the day before. I had switched everything on dash on and off but no joy. Left car with them.When time to collect car I was met with a very bemused mechanic! The mad beeping was due to me putting a really heavy carrier bag on the passenger seat full of books for charity shop, and car had decided that due to the weight it was a person without a seatbelt!! 

[Arksided]

No disrepect but that's funnier than the OP.