Bitchy S Club question

[gontofe]

What exactly does Tina *do* in S Club?

[WaldoMcFroog]

Um, isn't she a corporate puppet who sold her soul for a wooden nickle, just like all the others?

[bobbobley]

probably the same as the other talentless halfwits in the band - a strange half-assed dance while miming to the latest dirge churned out by whichever songwriting team is milking this week's pocket money from the kids.

[Shatnerfan]

Tina's job in S Club is the same as Chris in NSync or Howie in the Backstreet Boys .

[rja211077]

She gives the country's less attractive teenagers hope, though.

[burnaston]

I CANNOT let you all disrespect the new 'fittest' member of S Club. Everyone was all "Rachel's great!" before. Then she hooked up with the dead guy from Hollyoaks and ya'll didn't wanna know. Well, it's too late, I picked Tina 1st! Okay, she looks kind of gormless on occasion, but few do the tanned, simple-minded beauty thing quite like her... So in response to your question...me if I'm lucky! HA!

[Stav]

I think she is a 'dancer'. They were all hired for different skill, ie Jo for singing, Rachel for looking nice, and someone for acting (not sure which one though!). Tina is the specialist dancer of the group. Dont ask me how I know that, I feel ashamed.

[fudgeypoo]

her thing