what would you say is the song with the funniest lyrics?

[rock-n-roll]

it doesnt have to be a jokey song, just one you think has weird/funny song lyrics!

[maimai]

Any Jimmy Webb number really:

Where's the playground Susie (Glen Campbell) ... Here we stand, in a box of sand

McArthur's Park (Richard Harris or Donna Summer) ... And someone left the cake out in the rain, and I don't think that I can take it, cos it took so long to make it, and I'll never have the recipe again... oh no...

[Noddi_92]

B-52s - Rock Lobster

Its a great song, it lasts for 6 minutes talking about rock Lobsters, what else do i need to say. Its Awesome!

[andy-hughes]

I adore 'Harvest Of Love ' by Benny Hill - "I was happy as a pig in s..............pite of the way you looked at me ...." makes me laugh every time.

I really do need to get out more!

[spudqueen]

Weeeelllllllllll I always did like Hissing Sid, but I also love the lyrics to Jilted John (listen John I love you but there's this bloke I fancy, I don't want to two time you so it's the end for you and me!)

[sheffwed39]

i was gunna say mcarther park too maimai but yer beat me to it. such strange lyrics. but what about quantum jump's hi ho silver away. funny lyrics, maybe tonto he a *******. and strange lyrics look for any david bowie songs , none of em make sense but quite brilliant.

[sheffwed39]

take it yer cant say p o o f ta then

[PhilBy]

Anything by The Macc Lads

[gazzawazza]

I'm probably going to get slagged off for this, but I'd say any "heartfelt lyrics" by Difford and Tillbrook.

I like some of their melodies, but their attempts at some of their rhyming lyrics make me cringe with embarrassment. Some may say "poetic licence" but as far as I'm concerned theirs should have been revoked after "Up the junction." I would say if a word doesn't rhyme find another way of saying it.

[gazzawazza]

Enjoy!!!

I never thought it would happen
With me and the girl from Clapham
Out on a windy common
That night I ain't forgotten

When she dealt out the rations
With some or other passions
I said you are a lady
Perhaps she said I may be

We moved into a basement
With thoughts of our engagement
We stayed in by the telly
Although the room was smelly
We spent our time just kissing
The Railway Arms we're missing
But love had got us hooked up
And all our time it took up

I got a job with Stanley
He said I'd come in handy
And started me on Monday
So I had a bath on Sunday

I worked eleven hours
And bought the girl some flowers
She said she'd seen a doctor
And nothing now could stop her

I worked all through the winter
The weather brass and bitter
I put away a tenner
Each week to make her better
And when the time was ready
We had to sell the telly
Late evenings by the fire
With little kicks inside her

This morning at 4:50
I took her rather nifty
Down to an incubator
Where thirty minutes later
She gave birth to a daughter
Within a year a walker
She looked just like her mother
If there could be another

And now she's two years older
Her mother's with a soldier
She left me when my drinking
Became a proper stinging
The devil came and took me
From bar to street to bookie
No more nights by the telly
No more nights nappies smelling

Alone here in the kitchen
I feel there's something missing
I'd beg for some forgiveness
But begging's not my business
And she won't write a letter
Although I always tell her
And so it's my assumption
I'm really up the junction

[pidgon]

Billy Connolly - D-I-V-O-R-C-E

[Lennox1]

Have you ever seen 8 mile?

The lyrics used in the rap battles are incredibly sharp and witty.

"You think these Ni**as dont fell the $hit you say"

"I gotta better chance joining the KKK"

[Azziur]

I must admit i find Eminem's Ass like that quite humourous in a childish kinda way