Daft punk rocker names

[SaxyJag]

Can anyone give me any really daft made-up names for an aging (40 something) ex-punk rocker? I'm about to write such a character into a book and can't come up with anything suitable. I'd like it to be a 'real' first name if possible, because he leads a fairly normal life as a farmer these days.

Any ideas welcome. If you come up with a good one then you may (stress, 'may') just become immortalised in print.

[THECORBYLOON]

Adam R. Swipe?

[SaxyJag]

Love it. This is just the sort of thing I'm looking for.

[ELVIS68]

Vince Vomit

[198x]

Joe Headon

[cliffsdoll]

ronnie raving ratface

[nastynip]

Justin Case

[ELVIS68]

Ed Butter

[alfjozaclola]

Adam R. Swipe has got to be the winner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[PhilBy]

Dee Ceased
Dee Lemma
Dee Void
Percy Vere
Ree Bates
Master Bates (Son of Ree Bates)
Ms Rabble

[Dan Glebitts]

My name....work it out

[Dan Glebitts]

Anna Gram

Adam R.slot (sorry bout knickin the idea)

Mike Hunt

Ben Dover

[Katie~77]

Roger Mortis.

Vee Gina.

[curiosity]

That wouldn't be Mark Mywords from the Chinapple Punks would it?

[curiosity]

Or Marcus Absent or Paul Bearer?

[caddis]

mike hunt

[SaxyJag]

Some prize stuff here.

I have the shortlist to:

Adam R Swipe
Vince Vomit
Dan Glebitts
Roger Mortis

Got to watch the the swearage, because it's a teen book. Yes, I know teens swear, but publishers get a bit anal about it if you overdo it.

I'll let you know which one I write into the book.

Thanks guys - you rock!

[Goldspot]

So i guess if it's for teenagers , then 'Adam R Swipe and the Cotton Runts' would be rejected !

[brachiopod]

Ladies and Gentleman, may I introduce;

Andy Globalisation and his partner, Anne Arkey.

closely followed by; Ewan Hoosarmy

and please welcome our guest punks from the Continent - from Germany; Klaus Warr and from France, Ren� Gade.

Meanwhile, direct from his country retreat, please welcome Farmer Cology and his wife-to-be, Jean Etically-Modified.

and not forgetting the original fast-living, angry young man, Axel Irate

Now, please welcome a few nihilistic punks, the Doctor Who fan, Dexter Minate, and his Greek Mythology-loving cousin, Des Troy, and an unusually punctual appearance from Niall Late.

The anti-monarchist, Reggie Side, and the pacifist, Warren Peace.

The not-so-happy camper, Malcolm Tent,

Jude Ishery and partner Laura Norder,

And finally, due to being stuck in heavy traffic, we have received apologies for his absence from Rick Lame-the-streets.

I thenk yor.