Naughty Rocket Verse

[airbolt]

From a previous thread , i thought about a verse that a mate told me in the Pub years ago

"Timothy Steel went up in a rocket
The Rocket went Bang
His B***s went clang
and they found his P***k
in his pocket "

A Beer Spiller at the time! Are there any varaitions on this theme?

[Mortartube]

I know it as,

There was a young man named Crockett,
who went to the moon in a rocket.

The rest of the verse is the same as yours.

[airbolt]

There is a variation

" There was a Young fella from Rhyll
Who swallowed an exploding pill
He gave a cough
His P***k fell off
and they founds his n**s in Brazil"