Christmas Prsent for Guitar Player

[soozmac]

My man plays guiter and sings in a rock band. I want to get him a kick-ass Christmas present to make up for the crap coffee maker I got him for his birthday. Does anyone have any suggestions? I'd love to get him something to do with his big passion - his band!

[dilf]

get him a qou worker which is a bit like a bullworker but adjusts your feet to the desired optimum distance apart for playing live.
also to stop fag smoke problems think about getting him a slash tray which is a bit like a ash tray which attaches by suction to his cheek giving the impression of smoking nonchalantly during difficult lead breaks , this is almost invisable behind a hanging head full of curly perm

other than that ive got a fender telecaster signed by nick kershaw that you can have for �800

[saxy_jag]

What about a decent microphone, if he doesn't already have one? Believe me, they treasure things like that. A nice effects pedal? The one he's always been after? New amp (if you're feeling very</> generous).

If you're not sure what to get, you could contact one of the guys in the band and ask them what would be good. In my experience, guys talk to their band mates about their 'must haves' far more than they do their wives/girlfriends/boyfriends etc.

[saxy_jag]

Dammit - I always get the formatting wrong. I give up!

[4candles]

Electronic string tuner? I believe they're very reasonably priced now.

[-Zorro-]

Flying V

[Matheous]

Get him a Tommy Emmanuel 'live' DVD and he will set fire to his guitar !!!

[NH]

Gibson Explorer?
tremolo pedal?

OK, I'm guessing wildly here.

[dilf]

hardcore porn will never be frowned upon. its a great allrounder that will almost allways suffice right across the board. coupled with a new set of batteries for the DVD remote and you are certain of a night out with the girls.

unless he's a gospel rocker of course

[soozmac]

good Lord, he has hardcore porn coming out of his ears. The last thing he needs is more of that.... But if he's getting the porn, the batteries wouldn't be used for the remote control, mate.

Good idea about asking his band mates, I might ask the drummer. But he'd probably just say that the one thing he wants for Christmas is a decent bassist, but there you go.