Please Mr Gravedigger by David Bowie
There's a little churchyard just along the way
It used to be Lambeth's finest array
Of tombstones, epitaphs, wreaths, flowers, all that jazz
Till the war came along and someone dropped a bomb on the lot
And in this little yard, there's a little old man
With a little shovel in his little bitty hand
He seems to spend all his days puffing fags and digging graves
He hates the reverend vicar and he lives all alone in his home
"A-choo, excuse me"
Please, Mr. Gravedigger, don't feel ashamed
As you dig little holes for the dead and the maimed
Please, Mr. Gravedigger, I couldn't care
If you found a golden locket full of some girl's hair and you put it in your pocket
"God, it's pouring down"
Her mother doesn't know about your sentimental joy
She thinks it's down below with the rest of her toys
And Ma wouldn't understand so I won't tell
So keep your golden locket all safely hid away in your pocket
Yes, Mr. G.D., you see me everyday
St-a-choo, standing in the same spot by a certain grave
Mary-Ann was only ten, full of life and, oh, so gay
And I was the wicked man who took her life away
"Very selfish, oh, God"
No, Mr. G.D., you won't tell
And just to make sure that you keep it to yourself
I've started digging holes, my friend
And this one here's for you
Lifted, our girl, she apparently doesn't know of it
"Hello, misses, never thought she'd be a little girl, bloody obscene
Catch pneumonia or something in this rain"