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free in your cereal box trivia
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1 how grumpy are you on an everyday scale of 1 to 74 ( im a 74)
2 do you like candy floss
3 why do tractors appear at rush hour
4 do you use proper fairy liquid or a cheaper variety
5 have you ever heard a song by Englebert humperdink
6 what time does the postman usually arrive at
7 do you like your ears
8 did you like Bruce forsthyts play your cards right
9 have you ever owned a guinea pig
10 what colour hair has your favourite cousin got
11 have you ever been to reading
12 which aber would you most like to build a sandcastle with
13 did you think the gorilla on that dairy milk advert was real
14 do you know anyone called herbert
15 last time you sewed a button on a shirt
16 last time you told a child "i wont tell you again"
17 do you like the smell of freshly cut grass
18 do you find drinking out of a straw extremely camp like i do
19 have you ever put a saucepan on your head as a child
20 what socks are you wearing
21 if jamie oliver was being eaten to death by a giant midge would you pretend you didn't see it
22 do you remember cliff thorburn
23 how would you check out 170 in darts
24 do you like goosberries
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1. Depends on the time of the month! Usually around a 5 though.
2 yes
3 never noticed.
4 Cant get Fairy Liquid in NZ but I used to use it in the UK
5 yes
6 About 9 but im usually at work anyway
7 yes
8 yes
9 no
10 blonde
11 no
12 Bigmamma
13 never seen it
14 no
15 Cant remember - couple of months
16 one hour ago - teenage daughter winding me up - now heading towards 74 on the grump scale
17 yes
18 no
19 can't remember
20 none
21 yes
22 yes
23 dont know
24 only in a crumble - with ice cream!
Will that do you?
2 yes
3 never noticed.
4 Cant get Fairy Liquid in NZ but I used to use it in the UK
5 yes
6 About 9 but im usually at work anyway
7 yes
8 yes
9 no
10 blonde
11 no
12 Bigmamma
13 never seen it
14 no
15 Cant remember - couple of months
16 one hour ago - teenage daughter winding me up - now heading towards 74 on the grump scale
17 yes
18 no
19 can't remember
20 none
21 yes
22 yes
23 dont know
24 only in a crumble - with ice cream!
Will that do you?
Good morning Bob :-) Hope you are well.
1. 5
2. Yes
3. ???
4. I use Fairy & Ecover
5. Quite possibly
6. 8.30
7. Yes
8. No
9. No
10. Brown
11. Yes
12. Guess ;-)
13. No
14. As a surname, yes
15. About a year ago
16. Yesterday
17. Yes
18. No
19. More than likely
20. None
21. Awww I like Jamie Oliver
22. Yes
23. I'm not 100% sure what you mean here, so I'm guessing you want to know what I'd have to hit to get 170. Treble twenty, treble twenty, bull.
24. No
Wonderful questions Bob.xxx
1. 5
2. Yes
3. ???
4. I use Fairy & Ecover
5. Quite possibly
6. 8.30
7. Yes
8. No
9. No
10. Brown
11. Yes
12. Guess ;-)
13. No
14. As a surname, yes
15. About a year ago
16. Yesterday
17. Yes
18. No
19. More than likely
20. None
21. Awww I like Jamie Oliver
22. Yes
23. I'm not 100% sure what you mean here, so I'm guessing you want to know what I'd have to hit to get 170. Treble twenty, treble twenty, bull.
24. No
Wonderful questions Bob.xxx
1 10
2 not anymore
3 cos they think it's fun to p*** everyone lse off!!
4 fairy liquid
5 yes
6 These days we're lucky if we se one!
7 yes
8 yes
9 no
10 don't ee any of them!
11 no
12 Boo
13 no
14 surname - yes
15 couple of weeks ago
16 probably last week
17 yes
18 no
19 yes
20 purple striped
21 no
22 yes
23 don't know
24 no
2 not anymore
3 cos they think it's fun to p*** everyone lse off!!
4 fairy liquid
5 yes
6 These days we're lucky if we se one!
7 yes
8 yes
9 no
10 don't ee any of them!
11 no
12 Boo
13 no
14 surname - yes
15 couple of weeks ago
16 probably last week
17 yes
18 no
19 yes
20 purple striped
21 no
22 yes
23 don't know
24 no
1.56
2.In small doses.
3.Dont notice,walk everywhere.
4.The proper stuff.
5.Yes
6.Dont know,im at work
7.yes.
8.Not really
9.Yes,got one called Conker
10.Blonde
11.Yes
12.Legend
13.no
14.No,but its my pet name for bfs tadger,unless he uses a condom,then its Johnny Herbert.
15.about 1986
16.yesterday at work
17.yes
18.yes
19.probably
20.Black trainer socks
21.yes
22.yes,ive played him
23.treble 20 twice,bull
24.yes
2.In small doses.
3.Dont notice,walk everywhere.
4.The proper stuff.
5.Yes
6.Dont know,im at work
7.yes.
8.Not really
9.Yes,got one called Conker
10.Blonde
11.Yes
12.Legend
13.no
14.No,but its my pet name for bfs tadger,unless he uses a condom,then its Johnny Herbert.
15.about 1986
16.yesterday at work
17.yes
18.yes
19.probably
20.Black trainer socks
21.yes
22.yes,ive played him
23.treble 20 twice,bull
24.yes
1.22
2.no
3.they wait in hiding behind big bushes till 5.
4.fairy liquid only!
5.all engleberts songs are great.
6.11 ish
7.yes
8.loved it. great entertainer.
9.no.
10.brown
11.yes
12.i have only been here 2 weeks?
13.no!!
14.no
15.never.
16.daily!
17.i love it.
18.i do now.
19.who hasn't!!
20.thick one's from asda.
21.poor jamie........ he is a nice guy but the midge sounds massive!!
22.snooker player when snooker was great!
23.treble top,treble top finish in the bull.
24.yes.
bill.
2.no
3.they wait in hiding behind big bushes till 5.
4.fairy liquid only!
5.all engleberts songs are great.
6.11 ish
7.yes
8.loved it. great entertainer.
9.no.
10.brown
11.yes
12.i have only been here 2 weeks?
13.no!!
14.no
15.never.
16.daily!
17.i love it.
18.i do now.
19.who hasn't!!
20.thick one's from asda.
21.poor jamie........ he is a nice guy but the midge sounds massive!!
22.snooker player when snooker was great!
23.treble top,treble top finish in the bull.
24.yes.
bill.
1 today im fine as am on hol and ging on beer soon...normally im a 75
2 no
3 dunno
4 propper is best
5 no
6 dunno ,,,about 10
7 yes
8 used to coz of the 2 dilly dealers
9 no
10 brown
11 no dont like to read
12 your sis
13 yes..i even posted a q on here about it
14 no....Herbert Lom
15 never...just buy new shirt
16 never
17 no
18 no...do it when drinkin spirits if they put one in
19 yes
20 black
21 i f@@kin hate him...i wud hold him down whilst the midge ate him to death
22 yes...have met him in my local pub about 17 years ago...he came to have game of pool to publicise its reopening
23 T20 T20 Bull
24 no
23
2 no
3 dunno
4 propper is best
5 no
6 dunno ,,,about 10
7 yes
8 used to coz of the 2 dilly dealers
9 no
10 brown
11 no dont like to read
12 your sis
13 yes..i even posted a q on here about it
14 no....Herbert Lom
15 never...just buy new shirt
16 never
17 no
18 no...do it when drinkin spirits if they put one in
19 yes
20 black
21 i f@@kin hate him...i wud hold him down whilst the midge ate him to death
22 yes...have met him in my local pub about 17 years ago...he came to have game of pool to publicise its reopening
23 T20 T20 Bull
24 no
23
1) 22
2) Yes
3) Because farmers have the right to go home too.
4) Cheaper stuff, does the same job and does it well.
5) Yes :s
6) Between 10 and 11 am normally
7) No theyre huge!
8) I wouldnt say like but I can remember watching it as a kid.
9) A few. My last one was called Riff Raff (from Rocky Horror )
10) I havent got a favourite cousin.
11) I think so lol
12) Not sure but I can think of one or two I would love to ury underneath a sandcastle! lol
13) No, but I love that ad!
14) No.
15) Never sewn one on a shirt but have sewn them onto trousers and skirts, ages ago though.
16) That wouldve definatle have been at work and probably yesterday.
17) Yes!
18) No, but then I am female so maybe its different?
19) Not that I recall but probably.
20) None
21) No I would start a book, giant midge favourite to win :)
22) Yes I am old enough :(
23) 2 triple 20's and an outer bull (is that what its called? lol)
24) No.
2) Yes
3) Because farmers have the right to go home too.
4) Cheaper stuff, does the same job and does it well.
5) Yes :s
6) Between 10 and 11 am normally
7) No theyre huge!
8) I wouldnt say like but I can remember watching it as a kid.
9) A few. My last one was called Riff Raff (from Rocky Horror )
10) I havent got a favourite cousin.
11) I think so lol
12) Not sure but I can think of one or two I would love to ury underneath a sandcastle! lol
13) No, but I love that ad!
14) No.
15) Never sewn one on a shirt but have sewn them onto trousers and skirts, ages ago though.
16) That wouldve definatle have been at work and probably yesterday.
17) Yes!
18) No, but then I am female so maybe its different?
19) Not that I recall but probably.
20) None
21) No I would start a book, giant midge favourite to win :)
22) Yes I am old enough :(
23) 2 triple 20's and an outer bull (is that what its called? lol)
24) No.
1) about 25, haven't been well, so not so bad and not at work which helps.
2) Yes
3) At the minute they are taking the potatoes to the chip factory and always set off to block the A75.
4) Cheaper
5) Yes but couldn't name it
6) 12.30
7) Yes
8) No. but thought the thick contestants were great.
9) Own one now called Flag.
10) Brown
11) poetry yes, psychic no.
12) The lost russian, perhaps there could be some assessment done at the same time.
13) No
14) My grandad was called herbert but he died along time ago, now I don't.
15) Can't remember
16) Don't use the phrase.
17) Yes.
18) Yes especially the way sean does on Coronation street.
19) No.
20) No socks I'm not dressed yet.
21) In no way would I intervene and my grumpiness has shot up thinking of him.
22) No.
23) Don't know, hopeless at darts.
24) Love them, remind me of my childhood.
Excellent questions.
2) Yes
3) At the minute they are taking the potatoes to the chip factory and always set off to block the A75.
4) Cheaper
5) Yes but couldn't name it
6) 12.30
7) Yes
8) No. but thought the thick contestants were great.
9) Own one now called Flag.
10) Brown
11) poetry yes, psychic no.
12) The lost russian, perhaps there could be some assessment done at the same time.
13) No
14) My grandad was called herbert but he died along time ago, now I don't.
15) Can't remember
16) Don't use the phrase.
17) Yes.
18) Yes especially the way sean does on Coronation street.
19) No.
20) No socks I'm not dressed yet.
21) In no way would I intervene and my grumpiness has shot up thinking of him.
22) No.
23) Don't know, hopeless at darts.
24) Love them, remind me of my childhood.
Excellent questions.
Good morning hapless boy bob, you're up early today. I am at work but I'm having a sneaky peek on here as I haven't woken up properly yet and this is the perfect way to do that :)
1. Errrm, I wouldn't like to guess - in the 50s maybe?
2. yes
3. Are you still plagues by the tractors then?
4. Both
5. No, nor do I wish to
6. Varies
7. they look ok but they cause me a lot of problems so no, not really :(
8. No, I want to punch him
9.No
10. Black
11. Yes, for the festival
12. I'd ask CB to help me build it and you could put the flags on top
13. No it's cobblers
14.No
15. Last year probably
16.Lmao yesterday!
17.Yes I love it
18. You think about things too much bob :)
19.yes
20. plain ones, like I promised :)
21.No, he'd be too noisy to ignore.
22.Vaguely
23.No idea
24.No, they are vile
1. Errrm, I wouldn't like to guess - in the 50s maybe?
2. yes
3. Are you still plagues by the tractors then?
4. Both
5. No, nor do I wish to
6. Varies
7. they look ok but they cause me a lot of problems so no, not really :(
8. No, I want to punch him
9.No
10. Black
11. Yes, for the festival
12. I'd ask CB to help me build it and you could put the flags on top
13. No it's cobblers
14.No
15. Last year probably
16.Lmao yesterday!
17.Yes I love it
18. You think about things too much bob :)
19.yes
20. plain ones, like I promised :)
21.No, he'd be too noisy to ignore.
22.Vaguely
23.No idea
24.No, they are vile
How grumpy am I? Depends on the day and time. First thing Monday morning I'm a bad tempered cuss. But I'm OK now.
Rest of your questions? Sorry mate, can't be bothered. Instead let me tell you some trivia about myself.
I like to dress up as a goose and wait at bus stops to hit people over the head with a sausage. It must be a beef sausage, not pork, as I am a strict Islamic fundamentalist terrorist. I like to listen to fairground organ music in a well-darkened room and my favourite food is owls.
Rest of your questions? Sorry mate, can't be bothered. Instead let me tell you some trivia about myself.
I like to dress up as a goose and wait at bus stops to hit people over the head with a sausage. It must be a beef sausage, not pork, as I am a strict Islamic fundamentalist terrorist. I like to listen to fairground organ music in a well-darkened room and my favourite food is owls.
1 how grumpy are you on an everyday scale of 1 to 74 ( im a 74) - In the 70s when I first wake up, but I average somewhere in the 40s, I reckon.
2 do you like candy floss - Nope!
3 why do tractors appear at rush hour - Sod's Law.
4 do you use proper fairy liquid or a cheaper variety - Cheaper here at my mum's and Fairy at mine (typical now I have to pay for it!).
5 have you ever heard a song by Englebert humperdink - Not that I'm aware of.
6 what time does the postman usually arrive at - Always after I've left for work!
7 do you like your ears - LOL! Yes, they're the only thing I do like.
8 did you like Bruce forsthyts play your cards right - At the time.
9 have you ever owned a guinea pig - No, I think they're weird.
10 what colour hair has your favourite cousin got - Brown.
11 have you ever been to reading - Nope!
2 do you like candy floss - Nope!
3 why do tractors appear at rush hour - Sod's Law.
4 do you use proper fairy liquid or a cheaper variety - Cheaper here at my mum's and Fairy at mine (typical now I have to pay for it!).
5 have you ever heard a song by Englebert humperdink - Not that I'm aware of.
6 what time does the postman usually arrive at - Always after I've left for work!
7 do you like your ears - LOL! Yes, they're the only thing I do like.
8 did you like Bruce forsthyts play your cards right - At the time.
9 have you ever owned a guinea pig - No, I think they're weird.
10 what colour hair has your favourite cousin got - Brown.
11 have you ever been to reading - Nope!
12 which aber would you most like to build a sandcastle with - Bobs & bob! :o)
13 did you think the gorilla on that dairy milk advert was real - Noooooo!
14 do you know anyone called herbert - No.
15 last time you sewed a button on a shirt - I don't. They fall off agan the next day if I do it, so I have to creep to my mum.
16 last time you told a child "i wont tell you again" - LOL! Yesterday when my niece kept poking me in the neck and saing, "Does it hurt yet?"
17 do you like the smell of freshly cut grass - Ooh, yes!
18 do you find drinking out of a straw extremely camp like i do - I've never really thought about it, but I don't use them because they can give you those lines around your mouth that smoker's get when you're older!
19 have you ever put a saucepan on your head as a child - Amongst a lot of Tupperware, I'm sure.
20 what socks are you wearing - I'm wearing my new slippers that my mum bought me to cheer me up.
21 if jamie oliver was being eaten to death by a giant midge would you pretend you didn't see it - Of course.
22 do you remember cliff thorburn - Who?
23 how would you check out 170 in darts - No idea!
24 do you like goosberries - Eurgh, no!
Great Q's, bob! :o) x
13 did you think the gorilla on that dairy milk advert was real - Noooooo!
14 do you know anyone called herbert - No.
15 last time you sewed a button on a shirt - I don't. They fall off agan the next day if I do it, so I have to creep to my mum.
16 last time you told a child "i wont tell you again" - LOL! Yesterday when my niece kept poking me in the neck and saing, "Does it hurt yet?"
17 do you like the smell of freshly cut grass - Ooh, yes!
18 do you find drinking out of a straw extremely camp like i do - I've never really thought about it, but I don't use them because they can give you those lines around your mouth that smoker's get when you're older!
19 have you ever put a saucepan on your head as a child - Amongst a lot of Tupperware, I'm sure.
20 what socks are you wearing - I'm wearing my new slippers that my mum bought me to cheer me up.
21 if jamie oliver was being eaten to death by a giant midge would you pretend you didn't see it - Of course.
22 do you remember cliff thorburn - Who?
23 how would you check out 170 in darts - No idea!
24 do you like goosberries - Eurgh, no!
Great Q's, bob! :o) x
Hi bobtheturkey :-)
1. 5
2. Yes
3. Because of a farmer
4. Fairy
5. Can't name one
6. 10 - 11am
7. They are ok , yes,
8. Yes
9. Yes , Speckles
10. No cousins alive
11. Yes
12. Chitchat and I have started an excellent one
13. No
14. No
15. Years and years ago
16. About 9 years ago
17. Gives me hay fever
18. No
19. Indeed , haven't we all
20. Black
21. See what ?
22. Who ?
23. What katie said
24. No
xx
Phew , I will have to rest after that !
1. 5
2. Yes
3. Because of a farmer
4. Fairy
5. Can't name one
6. 10 - 11am
7. They are ok , yes,
8. Yes
9. Yes , Speckles
10. No cousins alive
11. Yes
12. Chitchat and I have started an excellent one
13. No
14. No
15. Years and years ago
16. About 9 years ago
17. Gives me hay fever
18. No
19. Indeed , haven't we all
20. Black
21. See what ?
22. Who ?
23. What katie said
24. No
xx
Phew , I will have to rest after that !
1
im not grumpy at all, so maybe a 10
2
yes love it
3
no idea, guess they have to get somewhere
4
tescos own
5
yes of course, hes a leicester lad so very popular here
6
well hes not ben yet, hold on he's just turned up!
7
yes very much so, they help me hear
8
yep it was ok but allways thought the dolly dealers were a bit sexist
9
several
10
i hate my cousins so i wouldnt know
11
nope not as yet
12
raysparx and hellibobs and posy
13
ive still not seen that ad grrrrr
14
nope thank the lord. id laugh
15
few months ago
16
err about an hour ago ;-)
17
adore it, one of the best smells there is
18
not really, cant se the need to do it as an adult though
19
nope but i might go and try it now you've mentioned it
20
none, barefoot in the house as a rule
21
maybe, he gets on my nerves with his healthy eating! i like junk
22
i surely do and willy thorn, another leicester man!
23
i dont play darts too often cause i make holes in the walls so i wouldnt know bob
24
no way, so sour!
1) I would say I was a 49...others would say a 73.
2) No.
3) To pi$$ you off, of course!
4) Morning Fresh.
5) Yes ~ many.
6) Anytime between 7.30am to 12.00 noon.
7) Yes. They are perfectly formed.
8) No.
9) Yes. When I was 3 years old. It went on holiday, but I found out last year that a fox got it.
10) Brown.
11) No, but I have driven through it.
12) Reverandfunk.
13) Are you telling me it isn't?
14) No.
15) About a year ago.
16) This morning.
17) Yes.
18) I thought it was sexy...
19) No. But I used to get stuck in the dining room chair.
20) None.
21) Absolutely.
22) See above.
23) Eh?
24) Only in a fool.
2) No.
3) To pi$$ you off, of course!
4) Morning Fresh.
5) Yes ~ many.
6) Anytime between 7.30am to 12.00 noon.
7) Yes. They are perfectly formed.
8) No.
9) Yes. When I was 3 years old. It went on holiday, but I found out last year that a fox got it.
10) Brown.
11) No, but I have driven through it.
12) Reverandfunk.
13) Are you telling me it isn't?
14) No.
15) About a year ago.
16) This morning.
17) Yes.
18) I thought it was sexy...
19) No. But I used to get stuck in the dining room chair.
20) None.
21) Absolutely.
22) See above.
23) Eh?
24) Only in a fool.
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