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elephant jokes
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how can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge............footprints in the butter
how can you tell if an elephant is in your fridge...........you cant shut the door
how does an elephant hide in a cherry tree............................he paints his toenails red
how does an elephant get down from a tree..........................sits on a leaf and waits for autum
and finally! this is my favorite.
how do you know if an elephant is in bed with you................he has a big E embroided on his pyjamas
I cant remember any more, probably just as well maybe you can
how can you tell if an elephant is in your fridge...........you cant shut the door
how does an elephant hide in a cherry tree............................he paints his toenails red
how does an elephant get down from a tree..........................sits on a leaf and waits for autum
and finally! this is my favorite.
how do you know if an elephant is in bed with you................he has a big E embroided on his pyjamas
I cant remember any more, probably just as well maybe you can
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Q: How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge?
A: Footprints in the butter.
Q: How do you know if there are 2 elephants in your fridge?
A: Two sets of footprints in the butter.
Q: How do you know if there are 3 elephants in your fridge?
A: Can't get the fridge door closed.
Q: How do you know if there are 4 elephants in your fridge?
A: There's a VW bug parked outside it.
Q: How do you get 8(!) elephants in a fridge?
A: Put four in a VW, four in another VW, put the two VW's in the fridge. A fridge large enough to hold two elephants can surely hold two VW's!
Q: How do you get Tarzan in the fridge?
A: Open door, get two VW's out, put tarzan in, close door.
Q: How do you know Tarzan is in the fridge?
A: you can hear Tarzan scream OYOYOYOIYOIYOOOOOO
Q: How do you get two Tarzans in the fridge?
A: You can't, silly. There is only one Tarzan!
Q: Why are there so many elephants running around free in the jungle?
A: The fridge isn't not large enough to hold them all.
Q: How many elephants can you actually put in a fridge?
A: Depends on the number of elephants.
A: Footprints in the butter.
Q: How do you know if there are 2 elephants in your fridge?
A: Two sets of footprints in the butter.
Q: How do you know if there are 3 elephants in your fridge?
A: Can't get the fridge door closed.
Q: How do you know if there are 4 elephants in your fridge?
A: There's a VW bug parked outside it.
Q: How do you get 8(!) elephants in a fridge?
A: Put four in a VW, four in another VW, put the two VW's in the fridge. A fridge large enough to hold two elephants can surely hold two VW's!
Q: How do you get Tarzan in the fridge?
A: Open door, get two VW's out, put tarzan in, close door.
Q: How do you know Tarzan is in the fridge?
A: you can hear Tarzan scream OYOYOYOIYOIYOOOOOO
Q: How do you get two Tarzans in the fridge?
A: You can't, silly. There is only one Tarzan!
Q: Why are there so many elephants running around free in the jungle?
A: The fridge isn't not large enough to hold them all.
Q: How many elephants can you actually put in a fridge?
A: Depends on the number of elephants.
How do elephants, which are 9 feet tall find each other in elephant grass, which is 11 feet tall...........................Satisfactory!
How do you know if elephants have been makig love in your garden.........................................you have big dents all over your lawn and all your bin liners are missing
How do you know if elephants have been makig love in your garden.........................................you have big dents all over your lawn and all your bin liners are missing
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