Jokes0 min ago
Valentines day treat advice
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I want to do something nice for my girlfriend for Valentines day and I was thinking about making an effort in the bedroom department. I was thinking of roleplay with the following scinarios and was wondering if you could tell me which one would be the best one as after thinking what to do I cant decide between these: 1. I dress up in a Hitler costume and she dresses up in a Nurses outfit and that I had just been injured in the war I could put on a german accent and say stuff like 'I vant it now. come sit on my face now and i vill tickle you vith my small square mustache' 2. Give her a Bukkake party but instead of inviting men around buy 10 tins of squirty cream and write different names on like for instance write Mario on one and when I am squirting it on her I can put on an accent like 'mamma mia youa looka betta thana parmasana'. I can have a mexican, german one etc and do all the accents.
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