Help with lyrics please!!

[goodgirl]

swing a chicken it the air, stick a deckchair up your nose, fly a jumbo jet and then bury all your clothes.....dah dah da da dha yaddah yaddah yah and pretend your name it @#@#@?

[Philtaz]

Wasn't it from Spitting Image?

[Robinia]

http://www.culttelly.co.uk/lyrics/tcs.html

[BuggsBird]

Hold a chicken in the air Stick a deckchair up your nose Fly a jumbo jet And then bury all your clothes Paint your left knee green Then extract your wisdom teeth Form a string quartet And pretend your name is Keith Skin yourself alive Learn to speak Arapahoe Climb inside a dog And behead an eskimo Eat a Renault 4 with salami in your ears Casserole your gran Disembowel yourself with spears

[goodgirl]

Thank you so much!!! Its been driving me mad for years!

[BuggsBird]

No problem, you'll be singing it all day now....and worst still, so will I !! x

[jenstar]

For more of Philip Pope's musical work, check out the music on "Crisis Command" tomorrow night!