Gay mans last wishes

[tubeway]

Justin returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his gay lover Russell that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live. Wiping away his tears, he asked him to make love with him. Of course he agreed and they made passionate love.

Six hours later, Justin went to him again, and said, "Duckie, now I only have 18 hours left to live. Maybe we could make love again?" Russell agreed and again they made love.

Later, Justin was getting into bed when he realised he now had only eight hours of life left. He touched Russell's shoulder and said, "Honey? Please? Just one more time before I die." He agreed, then afterward he rolled over and fell asleep.

Justin, however, heard the clock ticking in his head, and he tossed and turned until he was down to only four more hours. He tapped his bitch on the shoulder to wake him up. "Honey, I only have four hours left! Could we...?" His lover sat up abruptly, turned to him and said, "Listen Justin, I have to get up in the morning! You don't."

[ChuckFickens]

look right below this post and also about another 4/5 posts below and see this joke again and again

[tubeway]

No it was a married husband and wife in the other two

[puddicat]

no difference!!!!!

[tubeway]

How about a sheep comes back from the vets and said to Dai.......

[ChuckFickens]

oh is that how it works, I might repost the speedy Ethel joke but change the name to Mavis... It would be a totally different joke then!

[4G.S.]

Don't burst tubeway's bubble.

He obviously thought the man/wife version was discriminating against his own sort.

Bless 'im!

[tubeway]

You have got it - I am waiting for the new joke


I only started this because I thought that it was funny that someone repeated a joke with only the wifes name changed - at least I put more effort in than that.

This is the joke section after all

[tubeway]

4GS - obviously your experiences at Ash Vale were very different to mine

[Postdog]

Got it in one, this is the JOKES section

I'd get your coat if I were you.........

[ChuckFickens]

LOL

At least it was done tongue in cheek then :)

[4G.S.]

Doesn�t this just want to make you squirm.

Yuk!!!

Wiping away his tears, he asked him to make love with him. Of course he agreed and they made passionate love.

[tubeway]

Yes it was tongue in cheek - and it would have made me squirm more if it was a sheep and a Welsh farmer (as I originally planned) - but I am happy enough in my heterosexuality to worry too much about what gay men get up to - but I havent thought about it as deeply as 4GS (or had the same experiences)

[4G.S.]

tubeway . . .your 'original plan' - as you put it - shows the mentality deficiency that you have.

[tubeway]

Oh I dont deny that I am mentally deficient, after all I served in the RAMC (Remember you started this)

[4G.S.]

Oh-Kno

No

and

No