The S**T Awards

[chirpychirpy]

The presenters were totally embarrassing. Why bother with comedy when it falls flat every year? Nobody is listening at those big round tables. Most of those music industry types evidently think it's too cool to pay attention, and feel obliged to get or look wasted. The comments award-winners make at the podium are cringeworthy. How can anyone reckon these numpties are to be admired? That fat actor presenting the award for best live act putting down live music...yeah, that makes sense. When James Corden punched at Kylie's face, she looked genuinely stunned and she's not that good an actress. Matt Horne's comment about Duffy making you want to put a fist in your mum's mouth...eh? Jamie Cullum and the ugly one from Girls Aloud always look like they want to apologise for existing. I've rarely seen such tortuous stuff - have you?

[chirpychirpy]

I also noticed a chilliness from Duffy towards Tom Jones when she picked up an award off him. Maybe she was trying to distance herself after silly rumours she's his lovechild.

Above all, who told Corden & Horne they're funny? They're actors primarily. Corden co-writes scripts for Gavin & Stacey and, judging from this, I suspect he writes the unfunny half. The first series of that was good, but the second was much less amusing. And this Awards show was about as witty as Shane Ritchie. Actually, I do Shane a disservice...

[Octavius]

I think on the whole, they tried to be too funny and it seemed as though they struggled for laughs. Other than that, I didn�t really pay much attention to any of it as I was watching the paint dry on my skirting board.

Judging by your posts, I think you have spent far too much time pondering over this and analysing the minutia!

[crisgal]

it's always been the same though. I remember the sam Fox and Mick Fleetwood year - it can never be any worse than that.

I agree with you about James corden, he seems to have taken his success a bit too much to heart and seems to think he can say or do anything he likes, in a similar way Brand did. I think it's only a matter of time before he offends someone big time - and then he'll see the public quickly turn against him.

I think the "best" (as in least worst!) brits, was the one that Robbie Williams did.

[deggers316]

though Kylie did well considering the two dickeads she was given to work with,
live shows very difficult to do with the timing etc and when you've got the director constantly babbling in your earpiece

[LoftyLottie2]

I seem to be alone is not thinking Duffy is the cat's whiskas. I can't stand her voice for more than one track, a whole album would send me round the bend.

Well done Elbow!!!! They should have got the best album too!!

[deggers316]

loftie your not alone in thinking that one or two tracks enough to listen from duffy
i like leona lewis as a person but that wailing shrill voice also not my taste, but each to their own

[Aimee-Duffy]

Hhi chirpychirpy the reason i distance myself from Tom is because he keeps asking if i will throw my knickers at him.
the brillo headed pervert.

[Octavius]

No Loifty, I also think that more than two minutes and it starts to sound like nails scraping on a chalkboard.

If I have to listen to Warwick Avenyoo-oo-ooh one more time..........

[LoftyLottie2]

Agree about Leona Lewis too Deggers. Good voice probably, but all that warbling - no thankyou!!!

Hi Octane. Warwick Avenue morphed into the Rain on your Parade thing. Mr LL still thinks they are the same song!!

[Aimee-Duffy]

Are you people jealous of my success?
please don't be, there is nothing wrong with cleaning toilets lofty if that's what you was bornto do, don't be ashamed of it ,
embrace it.

[LoftyLottie2]

Oh, I do, I do, and I sing whilst I do it! I am yet to be discovered - just you wait though!!!

[hundreddolla]

Yeah all that other stuff you mentioned about the Brits is true,. However why has no one mentioned the fact that Chris Lowe, from the Pet Shop Boys looked like Tracy 'The Raver' from Big Brother and Neil Tennant looked like he had a stick on nose.

[Octavius]

Ere, you can't come on 'ere and diss the Pet Shop Boys! Most un-British I must say.

[smudge]

We've just come back from the bowling alley. Whilst we were in there, Duffy's 'Rain on my Parade' came on - so I promptly went to the toilet.

Can't stand all that warbling!

[smudge]

...Rain on your Parade even!

Was thinking of the 60's song 'Don't rain on my parade'!