If you were on death row what would your:

[what..the?]

1) last meal be?

2) last tv programme / film or music album to accompany your meal...?

3) last phonecall be to.... anyone in the world, family or famous?

[sqad617]

1) Iranian caviar.......pan fried salmon on a bed of vegetable rosti, creme brulee. Albarino wine...2005.any vineyard.

2) Sink the Bismarck.....film

2) Telephone to rinkins to check that she really didn't wear knickers.

[mccfluff]

1/ an entire chinese banquet followed by the contents of a cake shop followed by a sweetie shop

2/ the entire series of red dwarf

3/ my cat

[condom]

1) steak
2) harry hill tv burp
3) premium rate sex line

[whifffey]

If you mean what would I like for breakfast when in 10 minutes time they are going to pinion my arms behind my back, hustle me through a hidden door, stand me on a trapdoor, hood me and stick a noose around my neck, then drop me 8 feet, I think the answer is brandy and more brandy.

Judicial Hanging, correctly executed, is painless. It says here.

[daffy654]

My last meal would be a very large amount of tranquilisers,my last film would be Ben Hur....not because I like it but because it is a very long film and watching it would give the tranx time to work. My last phone call would be to my family (conference call).

[whifffey]

The hanging of Edith Thompson was quite jolly. Here is an extract from Wiki

"A few days before their executions Thompson was told of the date which had been fixed, and lost her composure. She spent the last few days of her life in a state of near hysteria, crying, screaming and moaning, and unable to eat. On the morning of her execution she was heavily sedated, but remained in an agitated state. On January 9, 1923 in Holloway Prison, Thompson was half carried to the scaffold where she had to be held upright while the noose was fitted to her"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edith_Thompson

[funnygirl]

1) last meal be?
As much food as I could eat of Chinese, Indian, Italian

2) last tv programme / film or music album to accompany your meal...?
ITV will record special episodes of Coronation Street for me

3) last phonecall be to.... anyone in the world, family or famous?
To my hubby to say goodbye, oh I forgot, I've murdered him!!!!

[ummmm]

mccfluff....can your cat talk???? :-)

[mccfluff]

yep we have long conversations on a variety of subjects, such like

when are you going to get your lazy @rse out of bed and feed me

FEED ME

get rid of the f00king laptop i need somewhere warm to lie and i'll allow you to stoke my ears at the same time

thats not your yoghurt its mine

and so on.........

My OH thinks the pair of us are insane

[zzxxee]

1................A ROAST LAMB DINNER
2........................ brave heart
3............................. I would call my children to say i loved them

[ummmm]

So do I now....lol

[daffy654]

Anyone who has ever been owned by a cat knows they can talk ummmm!
I had one that used to sound like she was saying 'hello' when she miaowed :)

[sqad617]

daffy....so did she only maioww when you arrived?

[daffy654]

More or less sqad,she used to wait inside the front door for me when I went out,then jump up and miaow 'hello' at me,then wander off and do her own thing.She never really miaowed at any other time.

[sqad617]

LOL thanks daffy.....just wondered.

[ummmm]

So do I now....lol

[McMouse]

(1) Anything cooked by my Mother-in-Law.

(2) & (3) Unnecessary as I'd be dead from (1).

[ummmm]

I had one that use to guard my baby if I left the room. If anyone bar me went near him she attacked...!!!

She also use to chase my car up the road (I lived on a busy road) and use to follow me when I took my older son to nursery. Every time I turned around she'd turn and pretend she's just having a little cat walk for herself....!!!!

[ummmm]

I had one that use to guard my baby if I left the room. If anyone bar me went near him she attacked...!!!

She also use to chase my car up the road (I lived on a busy road) and use to follow me when I took my older son to nursery. Every time I turned around she'd turn and pretend she's just having a little cat walk for herself....!!!!