Here are some new dog varieties.

[marval]

Collie + Lhasa Apso
Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport.

Spitz + Chow Chow
Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot.

Pointer + Setter
Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet.

Great Pyrenees + Dachsund
Pyradachs, a puzzling breed.

Pekingese + Lhasa-Apso
Peekaso, an abstact dog.

Irish water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel
Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle.

Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever
Lab Coat retriever, the choice of research scientists.

Newfoundland + Bassett Hound
Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors.

Terrier + Bulldog
Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes.

Bloodhound + Labrador
Blabedor, a dog that barks incessantly.

Malamute + Pointer
Moot Point, owned by ...oh well, it doesn't matter anyway.

Collie + Malamute
Commute, a dog that travels to work

Bull Terrier + ******
Oh, never mind.

[chrisrob]

I like them.The dog's b0110cks!

[marval]

A top dog joke maybe

[jno]

dunno why that last one got asterisked, it's a shih tzu

[marval]

Yes, I was a bit puzzled about that.