are walking in newcastle city centre, when they spot an advert in a chemist's window, saying:'' free newcastle united season tickets. apply within. '' one of them heads into the shop, while the other one waits outside. half an hour later the man comes out and hands his mate a packet of ribbed banana flavoured condoms. what the fcuks this ? where are the season tickets?'' says his mate. '' sorry in the end i was just to embarrassed to ask.''