Nicknames for private parts

[Crankshaft]

I would love to know for a good laugh, what your partner, husband/wife call your private part. Mine was called trouble.

[dot.haukes]

Try to keep it clean my grandson is here!!! lol

[Sqad]

Mistress?

[craft1948]

my first husband used to call mine "yes please"........as in "ooh hello yes please".........

[China Doll]

Mine had never had a nick name. So sad.

[MidgetKing]

Spitting one eyed pleasure snake........

[Sqad]

craft.....LOL...well if he is an ex husband, he must at one time called them "no thanks" as in urgh! goodbye, no thanks"

LOL LOL

[logic]

sqad, why would your mortalborger be called mistress,?

[craft1948]

no sqad...........I found he was speading his "greetings" around........and I left.

[MidgetKing]

Spitting one eyed pleasure snake........

Which was a mouthful in more ways then one........

[craft1948]

is it worth a new thread to suggest names for China's "bits".....

[MidgetKing]

W.A.D - Weapon of ass destruction

Popular in prison,was you vibra?

[MWB]

Hi, crankshaft. Nice to have you back. :)

Hi everyone.

No name for mine either.

[MidgetKing]

MWB
Wed 12/08/09
11:27


No name for mine either.


ERm......Kiwi,teeny weeny?

then again,you've been around so how about Flappy but happy?

[mccfluff]

not that i remember especially though i remember an ex coming home and charmingly shouting 'oi get your flange out i'm gagging'

a new thread for China's bits............ the mind is boggling

[Sqad]

Midget King......with a user name like yours, should you be answering on this thread.............nickname for "private parts"

[MidgetKing]

'oi get your flange out i'm gagging'


So you own a penis?

Haemaphrodite?

[MWB]

LOL, fluffy!

[MidgetKing]

Sqad,they call me midget king with tree trunk sized appendage......