Shall we

[stewey]

all gather at the stern and have the band play "Nearer My God To Thee" as we tremblingly await the final moment?

[CurlyKale]

Stew,we may be the chosen ones!

[stewey]

Well, if we're the only survivors, a little looting and sacking seems in order. You nip into Business and Finance and see what you can nab, and I'll visit Travel and nik some vacations.

[Marvel]

would do stewy, but i am in a lifeboat dressed as a lady, sorry.

[stewey]

Gawd streuth, Marvel, but you're a bit of a cad. If I dress as a baby could I join you?

[stewey]

I demand that you oar back to the ship: I absolutely must have more ice for my Pimms.

[stewey]

More like a random iceberg that done us in. And yes, there was post aboard; after all it was a Royal Mail Ship.

[stewey]

Only when oi was on look-out duty up in crowsnest around 2300hrs.

[Mamyalynne]

well at least `the hot dogs go on` lol

[Marvel]

Just been rescued, can't wait to get these knickers off cutting my willy in two they are.

[Mamyalynne]

get thee to the lower decks for insubordination (whatever that means)

[stewey]

Me mate on the Carpathia just called me on one of them there new cell-phone thingys. They'll be here in a few hours with hot-dogs, blankies, and ice-cold drinks......Lean on them oars LADIES!!

[Marvel]

stewy, i am a lady, the one next to me with the moustache, the next one with beard, and the one with a bald head are all ladies how can we ladies lean on oars.

[stewey]

I can see the headline now: "Four Ladies Cunningly Disguised as Gentlemen Brazenly Abscond With Lifeboat From the Sticken Titanic."..................The end of the Empire is nigh upon us I tells youse.