Advice needed urgently !!!

[NoMercy]

I swear this is the very last time I'm bringing her here !!

Nan is drunk on Peach whiskey and now she is break dancing on the balcony to the sounds of Prodigy's Firestarter. The neighbours have closed all their blinds, and poor Alfie has fled in sheer terror. We have pleaded with her to stop dancing and put her sarong back on (the cellulite has to be seen to be believed), but she does seem to be having a whale of a time. I'm sure the Guardia are going to be knocking at the gate any minute. Are we overreacting, or should we, for the sake of mankind, try to put an end to this horrifying spectacle?

[cazzz1975]

turn off the music?

[CurlyKale]

Let Her enjoy Herself!

[NoMercy]

The last time I did that, she made me a pedigree chum pie. I thought it was delicious until she told me what was in it.

[craft1948]

at least give her some decent music to dance to.....

[caththecrazy]

and keep her away from the kitchen...

[ummmm]

Yea, make sure she doesn't put the chip pan on when she's finished.

[NoMercy]

Oh jeez, there's a helicopter circling overhead....

[craft1948]

that'll be sqad.....desperate for a look....

[CurlyKale]

LOL,craft,is sqad that desperate?

[Jan1957]

Strip off and go and join her. Boogie.

[mrs.chappie]

Evening all!

Please excuse me, NM ..... hey cath, have you had your test results back yet?

[craft1948]

can't you just picture him 'shimmying' down from the helicopter with the Milk Tray clutched in his crotch.....

[CurlyKale]

Yes,craft.wearing his (Boart) mankine!...........

[caththecrazy]

Hi Mrs C umhh I had the scan results back but then I went for a needle biopsy and I've an appointment to see the consultant on Monday but I've been for a quick procedure for my throat so hav eto lie low.. Thanks for asking

[NoMercy]

At one point she was twirling a banana like a baton. I wouldn't have minded, but I wanted a smoothie in the morning.

[mrs.chappie]

I'll keep everything crossed for good news, cath. xxx

[CurlyKale]

Well good for Her Mercy.let Her have the banana!

[NoMercy]

Well I sure don't want it back now !!

I wish she'd do her Lady Gaga impersonation. It's really quite good you know....