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NoMercy | 20:27 Fri 18th Sep 2009 | ChatterBank
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I swear this is the very last time I'm bringing her here !!

Nan is drunk on Peach whiskey and now she is break dancing on the balcony to the sounds of Prodigy's Firestarter. The neighbours have closed all their blinds, and poor Alfie has fled in sheer terror. We have pleaded with her to stop dancing and put her sarong back on (the cellulite has to be seen to be believed), but she does seem to be having a whale of a time. I'm sure the Guardia are going to be knocking at the gate any minute. Are we overreacting, or should we, for the sake of mankind, try to put an end to this horrifying spectacle?
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turn off the music?
20:28 Fri 18th Sep 2009
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Avatar Image CurlyKale
Let Her enjoy Herself!
20:33 Fri 18th Sep 2009
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The last time I did that, she made me a pedigree chum pie. I thought it was delicious until she told me what was in it.
20:33 Fri 18th Sep 2009
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at least give her some decent music to dance to.....
20:35 Fri 18th Sep 2009
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and keep her away from the kitchen...
20:36 Fri 18th Sep 2009
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Yea, make sure she doesn't put the chip pan on when she's finished.
20:42 Fri 18th Sep 2009
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Oh jeez, there's a helicopter circling overhead....
20:42 Fri 18th Sep 2009
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that'll be sqad.....desperate for a look....
20:43 Fri 18th Sep 2009
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LOL,craft,is sqad that desperate?
20:45 Fri 18th Sep 2009
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Strip off and go and join her. Boogie.
20:45 Fri 18th Sep 2009
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Evening all!

Please excuse me, NM ..... hey cath, have you had your test results back yet?
20:46 Fri 18th Sep 2009
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can't you just picture him 'shimmying' down from the helicopter with the Milk Tray clutched in his crotch.....
20:47 Fri 18th Sep 2009
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Yes,craft.wearing his (Boart) mankine!...........
20:49 Fri 18th Sep 2009
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Hi Mrs C umhh I had the scan results back but then I went for a needle biopsy and I've an appointment to see the consultant on Monday but I've been for a quick procedure for my throat so hav eto lie low.. Thanks for asking
20:49 Fri 18th Sep 2009
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At one point she was twirling a banana like a baton. I wouldn't have minded, but I wanted a smoothie in the morning.
20:50 Fri 18th Sep 2009
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I'll keep everything crossed for good news, cath. xxx
20:52 Fri 18th Sep 2009
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Well good for Her Mercy.let Her have the banana!
20:54 Fri 18th Sep 2009
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Well I sure don't want it back now !!

I wish she'd do her Lady Gaga impersonation. It's really quite good you know....
21:00 Fri 18th Sep 2009

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