IS THIS TRUE FELLAS???

[Bobbisox]

WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:

Men Are Just Happier People--
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can never be pregnant.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks and engines. A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
Your underwear is £9.50 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original colour.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one colour for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 24 relatives on 24th December in 24 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.

My Tuesday chuckle
Bobbi x--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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[albaqwerty]

never realised you knew my OH that well joy LOL

[Bobbisox]

I seem to know all of our OHs Alba....lol

[DEN53]

And they never have to be lied to when they say 'does my bum look big in this' {:oD

[tonyav]

And whats the problem ? .

[Bobbisox]

Good one DEN
check yr email pet, I assume it is still gw1???
np tony, a bit of jealousy maybe he-he

[tamborine]

that IS depressing!

[Bobbisox]

what tamb????
LOL

[DEN53]

Just checked Joy - still no emails from you. Contact me through facebook and I will see if the email address you have is still same.

[Bobbisox]

true tho' imjason, isn't ?

[4getmenot]

Lucky Lucky B@stards

[DEN53]

And so obviously answered by a man - jason ha ha ha

[albaqwerty]

they never ask "what would you like for dinner" and answered "anything will do"

[DEN53]

Nah - you'd fall over Vibra

[Sqad]

Joy....have yet to succeed in getting to the bottom of the list, as when I take my eyes off the screen, I can't remember where I was and had to go back to the start again.

I have done this 15times.

[albaqwerty]

just the boobs vibra?
obviously nothing above the boobs but lower down????????

[tonyav]

vibra, depends on who's really big boobs they belong to.