what songs old and new, have the silliest of lyrics?

[Bobbisox]

I always think Procol Harems Whiter Shade of Pale (brilliant song) has very odd lyrics, I believe they were as high as kites when writing it !
I'ts quite a difficult one this, you have to pluck a song from the air, maybe it is too hard of a challenge???

Her Royal Highness, Queen Bobbisox of the North

[rinkins]

I'm a barbie girl.....

Oh and DOOP DOOP DOOP

[yogi-bear]

Puff the magic dragon ( nudge nudge!!)

[mccfluff]

i'm a one way motorway (love the song though)

and don;t mention puff or i'll start crying

[rinkins]

Don't yogi you'll upset fluffy

[Bobbisox]

never heard of that one vibes
Morning to both of you
Bobbi x

[ummmm]

Great tune though Vibra..

[rinkins]

Too late

[4getmenot]

I'm afraid of the dark
Especially when I'm in a park
And there's no one else around,
Oh I get the shivers.
I don't want to see a ghost,
It's the sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast


Just couldnt be bothered to find anything better that rhymed could she

[ummmm]

Yes you have Bobbi...I put it on one of your other threads.

[Bobbisox]

do it again ummm, can't think of it, I'm 63 don't ya know !!!
Bobbi x

[ummmm]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlLWFa1b1Bc

[Bobbisox]

that was another trip into the brightly coloured universe vibes, the days of LSD
Bobbi x

[ChuckFickens]

I am the walrus (goo goo g'joob).

[Bobbisox]

Arhhh, now I remember it, big jelly letters, I agree

[4getmenot]

actually the LCD theory is just a myth, there was an actual girl called Lucy that they wrote the song about

[steg]

Someone get a message through
To Captain Snort
That they better start assembling
The boys from the fort.
Keep Mrs. Honeyman right out of sight,
'Cause there's gonna be riot
Down in Trumpton Tonight.

[another-view]

SURFIN' BIRD
(Frazier - White - Harris - Wilson)
THE TRASHMEN (GARRETT 4002, 1963)

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a...