Octopus joke

[Seafarer1966]

Even older:

An octopus goes into a bar. He bets the barman for free drinks all night that he can play any musical instrument. Someone gives the octopus a guitar. He plays it better then Jimi Hendrix. Someone else gives him a piano. The octopus plays better than Elton John.

Then a Scotsman throws the octopus a set of bagpipes. The octopus fumbles about for a while. The Scot says....don't ye know how to play it then.

The octopus replies.....play it!...I'm gonna hump her brains out when I can work out how to get her pyjamas off.