One of them days. Meh :(

[bobjugs12]

I feel proper melancholy tonight. I've just eaten a whole bag of Flumps and i'm sat watching mind-numbing telly whilst on here.

I feel down, and lenely and in desperate need of cheering up.
Any help appreciated

[NoMercy]

I just let one go and blamed it on the dog.

[poodicat]

Hi bobxx

[bigfoot3000]

Horrible furry little things they were.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1mMQtk3IUE

The flumps

[bobjugs12]

Bigfoot, i meant the marshmallows, but i think i prefer your flumps.
I'm now youtubing for rubbish tv intros. Wombles are next methinks

[bigfoot3000]

I see.

[bobjugs12]

It's just been a long weekend really. Women troubles; major, mega money worries; career concerns; crap nights sleep; then seeng the way my kids are around their new step-dad this afternoon (I hate that term) capped it all off.

I'm just feeling sorry for myself

[askyourgran]

Can I join you on your sad sofa, my OH is watching fluffing Football again, and I haven't got any sweets to nibble on.

[Prudie]

When the bottom falls out of your world take some Andrews and let the world fall out of your bottom

[bobjugs12]

Cheers askyourgran. You've just reminded me that there is awesomeness left in the world and that miracles can happen :)
(Can anyone guess who I support?)

[joggerjayne]

Evening, guys x

Aww, BobJ ... you poor thing.

=0(

[joggerjayne]

Portsmouth ?

[MustangLady]

I'm lonely, got tv on just for sound in the room (nothing worth watching) and stuffing my face with family bag of nutty M&M's now I feel sick as eaten too many, gotta finish the bag though as silly leaving just 10 in the bag ! Bed soon as gotta get up early, but know I won't be able to sleep ! You got room on your sofa for me too ?

[MustangLady]

Sorry not much of a cheer up from me was it.... but I'm liking your other replies, they're putting a smile on my face too. Please keep 'em coming !

[askyourgran]

Hope some miracles happen for you the bobj. The only miracle that can happen for me is the telly breaking down.

[joggerjayne]

I wonder how many people choke to death each year from seeing how many Flumps they can stuff in thier mouth at once?

By the time the Police find the body ... they have all dissolved, leaving no trace.

[bobjugs12]

JJ - spot on :)
I've got no more flumps left. However i've got one of the kids big easter eggs handy. I'm gonna see how much of the egg I can fit in my mouth........


If you don't hear anything from me soon it's because i've either dislocated my jaw and i'm on my way to A&E, or i've choked and i'm going a nasty shade of blue

[joggerjayne]

"their"

[joggerjayne]

Headline:

"ABer found dead in pool of chocolate. Police puzzled. Easter egg missing."