Bad things.....

[ummmm]

We were talking last night about the bad things that happen in life. I won....lol

I was burgled while we slept....and he stood at the end of my bed for ages (I know this as he lit a candle)

I was attacked on the way home from the pub.....in my own house.. (my fault)

I got hit by a car at a pedestrian crossing...

My friends BF kicked my front door in....(the policeman who came to take a statement listened to the 999 call first and laughed at me!!)

I'm sure there's more.......

[chokkie]

I broke my ankle 3 weeks ago ... not much fun ....

[ummmm]

I bet it's not....

I've broke all my fingers on my left hand....and also the hand itself. All on separate occasions...

[mccfluff]

i have an evil evil pyscho cat

[ummmm]

I have an evil boyfriend.....the kids are not that nice either...!!

[bobjugs12]

I had my nose broken 4 times. Once by a heroin addict who hit me with a flag pole, twice by my ex wife, and once by a wall

[NoMercy]

I ran out of Sauv Blanc last night. :-(

[ummmm]

Now that is bad NoM....!!!!

[NoMercy]

Tell me about it.... I was inconsolable...

[Bbbananas]

Bodily injuries: 15 stitches in arm (fell through glass door), 4 stitches in ankle (whilst in bandage from the previous injury I fell onto a spiked railing) - that was whilst at college in the early 80's.

In the last 3 years I have: broken a toe, have 2 tramline scars were I fell of a kerb, 2nd degree burns on upper arm, nearly put eye out falling off a table singing Frank Sinata, broken 2 bones in wrist, broken bone in foot, severe finger burn when the skin stuck to a saucepan. Oh, and I fell in & got stuck in my brother's bath on xmas eve.

That's not to mention the injuries inflicted by ex-hubby when going through his alcoholic-psychotic stage or my minor sailing injuries. Oh, and 3 operations...

But I'm still smiling. I love my scars, cos each tell a story - of survival !!
I count my blessings rather than dwell on the bad luck.

[bobjugs12]

Why not turn to the emergency booze and crck open the cheap bottle of Cinzano thats been sat at the back of your cupboard?

[ummmm]

I know I shouldn't laugh but.....lol Salla....

[Bbbananas]

That's just a few that spring to mind immediately, there have been more. But each one (apart from the ex-hub's) have always had a funny story attached or brought a smile to faces (including mine - once the pain has worn off....) - so, hey, it's my contribution towards a jollier society... ;-)

[zzxxee]

i had my head kicked in by a steel toe cap boot

[Bbbananas]

Oh, and the car accidents. Especially the one where the car got wedged upside-down in a ditch and I was hanging upside down, trapped in my seatbelt, like a bat. It was quite amusing until I realised there was water in the ditch.

But that was divine retribution or something - I was up to naughty things that night.... shouldn't have been down that isolated country lane in the first place.... ;-)

[redman41]

salla, you remind me of Lee Majors in the ' Six million dollar Man' Film.
We can rebuild him (or Her in your case) Ha Ha

[Bbbananas]

As well as counting my blessings (!), I can count my scars. And my wonky toe and wrist.... But, at least I kept my eye and my sanity.... ;-)

[ummmm]

Not pleasant xxzzee....... xx

[NoMercy]

Cinzano... I've never purchased nor tasted that sh!te in my life. How very dare you.

[Bbbananas]

Conzano's rubbish - yuck.
I'd rather have Clan Dew or Dubonnet.

NoM - your poor thing, you have my sympathy and empathy :-(

[zzxxee]

no it wasnt ummmm a very unpleasant ex but it was a long time ago worse than what happened to me though is my 6 month old daughter was in my arms at the time but shes a 13 yeare old now we both survived x