An old boy sat down at Wembley to watch the Cup final. There was an empty space next to him, and the guy next to it remarked that it was amazing that nobody had used it. The old boy said " Oh, that was my wife's. We had tickets for every final for the last 40 years, but she's passed away" The other guy said "I'm so sorry. Couldn't someone else in the family use it? Brother, sister, cousin?". "No, mate. They're all at the funeral". Oldie but goodie?