The Italian Job

[Jemisa]

An old Italian man is dying.

He calls his grandson to his bedside... " ***, I wana' you lissina me. I
wana' you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always
remember me."

"But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex
watch instead?"

"You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna
have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of
baÀ¹R"ü
°·R"os. Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed
with another man... Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say,
'Time's Up'?"

jem

[micmak]

I was swallowing my tea when I read the punch line it is now all over the keyboard. Best laugh I've had in ages.

[China Doll]

:c)

[askyourgran]

Good gag but like doc what is that foreign bit about?

[Jemisa]

Yeah! that is strange isn't it, the word that was there I think was Bambino's

perhaps ed didn't like Bambino's (not PC) Babies he might like better. -- jem