Un-abreviating band names

[Answerprancer]

Ok, go for it.
I'll start the ball rolling:

Thomas Not Very Important, and the Cardiac Damagers.

(Tom Petty And The Heartbreakers)

[boxtops]

Appalling Stretches of Water (Dire Straits)

[boxtops]

Chilly Games (Coldplay)

[NazNomad]

The Condemned to eternal punishment. (The Damned)

[jno]

the small insects infused with rhythm

[NazNomad]

Female monarchy of a prehistoric period ... QOTSA

[MarkRae]

Asylum Tackle

[boxtops]

AP, are we supposed to put the real name of the band in... ? (for the confused or less able..)

[NazNomad]

Kalashikovs 'N' Cadbury's

[Prudie]

Spiffing down-and-out

[NazNomad]

My friend Bob's house ... (3 doors down)

[tiggerblue10]

The Enthusiasm.

[bibblebub]

Norman Stanley Fletcher's Home - Slade

[Mick-Talbot]

The solution to the problem.

[boxtops]

The Eastern Potentates of the Playground Equipment (being played on the TV right NOW!)

[NazNomad]

Grain casing in a box shaped vehicle at the next millennium.

[boxtops]

The Gender Handguns

[MarkRae]

> The Eastern Potentates of the Playground Equipment

Brilliant guitarist, but horrible middle of the road mid-Atlantic awful music...

And, in case anyone hasn't worked it out, it's Sultans of Swing by Dire Straits.

Mark Knopfler must be one of the greatest guitarists alive, yet Dire Straits are truly awful...

[JackDanielsU]

Alley-dwelling Young Men (Backstreet Boys)

Fresh Men on the Unit - New Kids on the block

The glorious Compass Direction that isnt east, west or north - The beautiful South

[NazNomad]

Fruit Preserve.

[boxtops]

Carnivore's Delight Bread