Worst song lyrics ever

[BettyNoir]

There are some lovely songs out there, but there are also some with lyrics so cringeworthy they actually make you wince to hear them.

What's the worst song lyrics you've ever heard?

Just to get the ball rolling I'll start with this gem from Record Collection by Mark Ronson

"I drive round cities in a chariot / I get preferential treatment in the Marriot..." Ugh.

[MarkRae]

I couldn't agree more, especially the second verse:

The wild dogs cry out in the night
As they grow restless longing for some solitary company
I know that I must do what's right
As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti
I seek to cure what's deep inside, frightened of this thing that I've become

Utter garbage...

[Answerprancer]

Ah yes - Peter Etcetera ! Yeuch.

[Answerprancer]

..actually, that was Chicago - same sort of thing though ;-)
Hi Marky baby :-)

[romko]

that spoken bit in neil sedaka's 'oh carol' really makes me cringe. I do like lots of sedaka's other stuff though.

[bongo37]

Apart from every word of American Pie (especially the madonna version), Simply the best and Anything Liam Gallagher has ever written it has to be earth song by Micheal Jackson.

[supersuezy24]

Chattahoochie by Alan Jackson..Cringe!

[askyourgran]

Ferlin Husky ............... it sounds like one of Ed's swear filter words.

I hate Barbra Ann

[ninja100]

You remind me of something
I just can't think of what it is
You remind me of my jeep,

R Kelly

[supersuezy24]

Ninja reminded me of another r kelly song Ignition(not sure what edition) but one of the lyrics is:

Let me put my key in your ignition baby

[Ken4155]

I cringe whenever i hear the lines, "I'm on my knees looking for the answer - are we human or are we dancer?" Surely it should be "dancers".

[johninlongmont]

sticky sticky

[Mel_G]

Anything by Ke$ha takes the cake.

[Mysteriousme]

Drop-kick me, Jesus, through the goal posts of life !!!

[BettyNoir]

I'm also going to add anything that was ever written by Tinie Tempah, but especially:

"I've got so many clothes I keeps 'em in my Aunt's house" err...what?!
and also
"I've been Southampton but I've never been to Scunthorpe, I'm f****ng crazy with the kicks, call me Jean Claude"

[MarkRae]

> I cringe whenever i hear the lines, "I'm on my knees looking for the answer - are we human or are we dancer?" Surely it should be "dancers".

And it could have been so easily avoided! All Brandon needed to do was to use 'answers' instead of 'answer'...

[WiseOldSage]

Don't know who it is by but it's something about someone "having their baby" - makes me want to throw up just listening to it!

[Mamyalynne]

Oh yes Wise, Paul Anka/Odia Coates cringeworthy indeed.

[mrs_overall]

Have a look at this for a laugh

http://www.joke-archi...esternsongtitles.html

[Mamyalynne]

Yes Mrs O country and western has a lot to answer for.

[BettyNoir]

LOL
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