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Brown Eyed Girl... so I got in the Van & went to Morrisons...
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(Well, TKMaxx, but that doesn't flow as well....)
Yup, I told my PT about my pale-turd-coloured gusset due to the bleaching accident & he spent the rest of the lesson getting me into provocative positions so my gusset would be displayed to one & all. Man-B1tch.
He started humming Brown Eyed Girl. I told him if he didn't cease forthwith, I would withdraw my custom - that shut him up. But he did spend most of the lesson pee'ing himself laughing. Honestly - no respect for your elders these days.
So - new black tracky bottoms from TKMaxx. No wonder I'm hard up :-(
Yup, I told my PT about my pale-turd-coloured gusset due to the bleaching accident & he spent the rest of the lesson getting me into provocative positions so my gusset would be displayed to one & all. Man-B1tch.
He started humming Brown Eyed Girl. I told him if he didn't cease forthwith, I would withdraw my custom - that shut him up. But he did spend most of the lesson pee'ing himself laughing. Honestly - no respect for your elders these days.
So - new black tracky bottoms from TKMaxx. No wonder I'm hard up :-(
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