A dig at Nicole - so shoot me!

[joggerjayne]

No point beating about the bush. I might have a bit of a dig at Nicole Scherzinger.

How badly shot down will I get?

Probably ... VERY!

So why would I dare to moan about Saint Nicole of Scherzinger?

Well, her new solo album is due out. She happened to meet the album's producer at the recording of the Haiti charity single.

This has prompted Nicole to describe her new CD as ...

... "a MIRACLE of the Haiti disaster".

And, she says ...

... "The one good thing to come from that tragedy was my music".

The 316,000 dead, and 1.6million homeless, who have prayed for a miracle, must be relieved that their prayers have been answered. A "miracle" has happened. Frustratingly for the homeless Haitians, they won't be able to hear this "miracle" because they don't have CD players. Aah, well. Teenage girls in Britain will have to listen to it on their behalf.

Of course, the profits from the CD are all going to charity ... the "Help Nicole Scherzinger's Bank Balance Appeal"

In the meantime, Nicole says she finds it hard to meet men because ...

"Men always assume I'm going to be, like highbrow."

Yes, Nicole. I can see that any man would be intimidated by that towering intellect.

Okay, that's it. Moan for the day finished. Now you can shoot me down for being mean.

[bibblebub]

who?

[joggerjayne]

Bibble ... you wouldn't have heard of her unless you move in highbrow intellectual circles.

She's one of the Pussycat Dolls.

[Bobbisox]

ha-ha I hope your day gets better pet..
xxxxxx Mopps

[tiggerblue10]

Oh dear!

[ummmm]

That's not mean. What is mean is when you ridicule people because of their looks.

[snags]

Is she still knobbing Lewis Hamilton?

[bibblebub]

This is the first time her name has entered my consciousness, and I'm not going to miss any sleep if it's also the last time.

[chelle7272]

yes she is snags

Maybe she should get better PR people!

[ELVIS68]

She`s a mutt

[joggerjayne]

I'm sorry ... "knobbing" Lewis Hamilton ?

This isn't the lads' changing room, snags.

Purleeez!

[snags]

Well excuse me... quite right jj... I guess really he is knobbing her...

[joggerjayne]

Err ... right.

[horseshoes]

pmsl

[flump1]

Agree here JJ The chances of you being shot are minimal :)

[joggerjayne]

Flumpy ... "phew"!

Well, apparently Nicole acknowledged that her remarks "might not" necessarily sound politically correct.

"MIGHT NOT"??

Using a huge scale tragedy wich claimed hundreds of thousands of lives as a way of promoting your new solo album?

Hmm ... I suppose it "might not" be entirely correct.

But how would I know. Unlike Nicole, people never find me too "highbrow".

LOL

[joggerjayne]

Here's the missing ... "h"

[joggerjayne]

pixi-

She's one of a band - known as the "Trannycat Dolls" ...

... but I'm not allowed to mention that, because it's mean (but Google it if you don't believe me!)

Oh, poop ... now I'm in trouble.

[Booldawg]

is she still sporting that dodgy barnet that looks like mickey mouse ears?

[Sqad]

´<<<< Saint Nicole of Scherzinger? <<<

Blimey....not her.....no please ......not Nic.........I can hardly bring myself to write her name..........what IS the world.........

NEVER HEARD OF HER.