Confusious Say........

[Shaglene]

Confucius say ... man with no shoes , should feel sorry for man with no feet

Confucius say.....man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.

Confucius say.. girl who sits on judge's lap gets honourable discharge..

Confucius say… woman who absentmindedly answer the door in her nightie is negligent.

Confucius say… to circumcise whale, send down four skin divers.

Confucius say… man who live in glass house should change in basement.

Confucius say… part-time bandleaders should be called 'semi-conductors'.

Confucius say… man who smoke pot, choke on handle.

Confucious he say: man who argues with wife all day gets no piece at night.

Confucious he say: Man who goes sideways through airport turnstile is going to bangkok.

Confucius say...knowledgeable man know that the tomato is a fruit but wise man know it has no place in a fruit salad.

Confusius say…..Woman who sits on brother-in-law lap makes it hard for sister.

Confucius say: woman who go out on boat with seven fisherman come home with one red snapper.

Conficius say………..Lady aviator who flies upside down has honourable crack up.

Confucius say… if you do not wish get to the point, never play leap frog with a unicorn.

Confucius say… never marry a woman with big hands… it will make willy look smaller.

Confucius say… diplomat is a man who can convince his wife that a fur coat will make her look fat.

Confucius say… sex is the only activity where you start at the top and work your way to the bottom, while getting a rise.

Confucius say...man who run over by train is chuffed to bits.

Confucius say man who fall down chimney feels grate

Confucius Say : It's OK to let a fool kiss you; but don't let a kiss fool you .

Confucius Say : A kiss is just shopping upstairs for downstairs merchandise .

Confucius Say : It is better to lose a lover than love a loser .

Confucius Say : Man with a broken condom is called a Daddy .

Confucius Say : Man who mix Viagra and Ex-Lax doesn’t know if he's coming or going .

Confucius Say : A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts .

Confucius Say : Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, and you lose interest .

Confucius Say : Viagra is like Disneyland ... a one hour wait for a 2-minute ride
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Confucius Say : It is much better to want the mate you do not have than to have the mate you do not want .

[Patsy33]

That Confucius says a lot doesn't he!? Good ones! Thanks.

[Voltage]

Confusious say are you writing a book lol

[Patsy33]

Confucius say man who is called Voltage is ready to shock....

[Shaglene]

Confucius Say : Woman who cook meat and peas in same pot ... Vely unhygienic!

Confusius say Man who eat prunes get good run for money.