Sit Down Lads

[teacake44]

Here's how we could work it. Boris, Matt and Rishi sit down to discus the pay rise for the NHS. We will give them 2% rise, but first off we will just tell them its 1%, now we know the sh*** will hit the fan, let it hit the fan for a couple of weeks, then I will pretend I've given in, and do my u-turn and hand over 2%. Then we will all become loved again, just keep your fingers crossed they don't try for 5%. That's it then lads meeting over. Oh by the way Matt if all this goes to plan they should forget all about that 30 million your mate had, but for the time being keep your head down, and don't agree to any interviews with Piers because he will make mince meat out of you.

[ToraToraTora]

have a drink love and chill!

[Peter Pedant]

looks like one of my posts
um but with less sense

we say something really stupid and get a beating. Then we get a further kicking and then we say we have won !
have I missed anything important

[alavahalf]

Here's how we could work it. Boris, Matt, Teacake and Rishi sit down to discus the pay rise for the NHS.
Teacake says "listen lads, up until now you have gotten it all wrong. Had I been involved from the start we wouldn't be in this state now." "My expertise lies in my ability to just keep talking, none of it makes sense, that is not the point. Just keep talking and don't stop. Never go back on what you say and always point out where others are going wrong. Never agree with anything, just keep talking . I didn't get to where I am today by listening to those that know better".

[Peter Pedant]

BA for ah-larver - its more than half a laugh ! hur hur hur

I say boys we arent being very nice to Teekie today

( teekie - fweeble fweeble sure thing boss - thanks to Buck ROgers)

[webbo3]

Lol @alavahalf

[gulliver1]

You are probably closer to the truth than the Blinkered Con's will admit Teacake.

[teacake44]

^ :0))))) ^^^

[teacake44]

Chris Witty said, don't ease lock down. Boris said, I didn't get to where I am today by listening to those that know better.