There is only one thing worse....

[Barmaid]

Than having two bored children at home when both me and the BF have to work today. The one thing worse is that one has a really bad tummy, bless the poor little thing. I'm on the second lot of washing already!

So in your world at the moment (and this is tongue in cheek!) there is only one thing worse than.........

[Mick-Talbot]

not being able to make up my mind on whether to go out for a few bevvies

i have no idea what that one thing is though.

[ummmm]

Have a 14 year old in shock....and 11 year old taking the p1ss out of him....

[mazie]

My old man has just cut back my Wisteria....I mean slaughtered it! It took me 10 years to get it to the stage I wanted it, took 5 years before it flowered! I think I'm going to kill him! I cant bring myself to even speak to him at the moment..I'm fuming!

Sorry about the little un Barmaid, hope they get better soon x

[craft1948]

Nothing is worse than an over-trimmed bush.........

[redman41]

Hello craft, Clematis getting overgrown again :-))
Head up Barmaid your day will come........!!

[mazie]

Yes there is craft, a set of missing b@lls

[craft1948]

get things into perspective here mazie............who'd miss the balls the most?

[mazie]

He would, It would be a constant reminder for him "To leave my bush alone"

[ummmm]

lol...

[China Doll]

Being given the name of a social worker with no team or address attached and an urgent appt requested for a child in their care and a land line that rings with no voice mail facility.... Excellent fun.

[maclarencat]

ummmm why is the 14year old in shock?

[craft1948]

My dog still looks confused when he tries to lick his and then realises they're not there anymore......

[Barmaid]

ummm, I saw what had happened. I am so sorry for you and your boy. Must have been a huge shock.

Mazie - listen to Craft. Only remove the things you can't live without. So that'll be chopping off his head. Tbh - the wisteria may well benefit from a good cut back. Even if it looks a bit pathetic right now.

Redman, I really really hope so. Just as I get second load of washing on the line, I am forced to clean up again and put the third load into soak before I wash it! He is so embarrassed though poor wee thing - but his timing is perfect.

[mazie]

" good cut back" He's taken it down to the bl00dy root!...So an eye for an eye, or, in this case a root for a root. I won't miss it one bit Barmaid...As you can tell I'm a little angry..... Craft, does your dog want to borrow a set to lick? I'll send them first class post

[ummmm]

maclarencat....his mate died yesterday.

He's gone out now.

[ttfn]

It is worse to be not loved than to be hated

[Barmaid]

absolutely agree ttfn!

The BF has found something worse - the fact that I am soaking pooey and pukey clothes in his car washing bucket!!!! lmao.

[ttfn]

There's ingratitude for you BM - has he never had bird poo on his car - I think not!

[Barmaid]

I think if he did, he wouldn't take her out again. (Sorry, old one!).

It was just his reaction which was funny.

[rowanwitch]

Only one thing worse than having a fertile imagination....and thats having the person you are imagining fluffin miles away.....